Timeline

2024

September 28^th One for the weekend. 0
September 24^th First things before the second things. 0
September 21^st One for the weekend. 0
September 16^th A bottomless well. 0
September 14^th One for the weekend. 1
September 10^th We’re all just dancing on the ceiling. 0
September 2^nd Happy Labor Day. 0
August 31^st One for the weekend. 0
August 26^th I’m back from MADE, and all I got was this lousy STD.* 4
August 19^th Release the hounds. 2
August 17^th One for the weekend. 0
August 12^th Clocking in for duty. 2
August 10^th One for the weekend. 0
August 6^th A random assortment of random randomness. 0
August 3^rd One for the weekend. 0
July 30^th Forging ahead. 0
July 27^th One for the weekend. 1
July 23^rd All aboard the S.S. Heidüde. 4
July 20^th One for the weekend. 2
July 16^th Ignorance versus apathy. 2
July 13^th A most important one for the weekend. 0
July 9^th It’s my favorite time of the year. 1
July 6^th One for the weekend. 0
July 2^nd Going off the rails on the lazy train. 6
June 29^th One for there weekend. 1
June 25^th For every day a little rain must fall. 9
June 18^th What I know, I’m pretty sure I know. 4
June 16^th One for the weekend from Cory. 0
June 11^th Back to normal life. 4
June 8^th One for the weekend from Robot. 0
June 4^th New week, new you. 4
May 31^st One for the weekend. 0
May 28^th Tuesdays are the new Fridays. 2
May 25^th Last Week Tonight for the weekend. 0
May 20^th At this point, I no longer know what I know. 2
May 17^th One for the weekend. 4
May 14^th In tribute. 2
May 11^th One for the weekend. 0
May 7^th Steady as we go. 5
May 4^th One for the weekend from Mike. 0
April 30^th Tomorrow’s news, yesterday. 0
April 27^th One for the weekend. 0
April 23^rd Knowledge is power. 3
April 20^th One for the weekend. 1
April 16^th Just out here being me. 2
April 13^th One for the weekend from Dickie. 0
April 9^th The rumors of my demise have been greatly exaggerated. 1
April 6^th One for the weekend. 0
April 1^st It’s just a scratch. 4
March 28^th When a Friend’s Had the Stuffing Knocked Out of Him 2
March 26^th I pity the fool. 4
March 23^rd One for the weekend. 1
March 19^th I refuse to be ignored. 3
March 16^th One for the weekend. 0
March 12^th New day, new dumpster fire. 2
March 5^th Whatever, nevermind. 3
March 2^nd One for the weekend. 0
February 27^th Life in the backseat. 3
February 24^th One for the weekend from my studio neighbor. 0
February 20^th Hello, and good day. 1
February 17^th One for the weekend again. 2
February 13^th Just another day in the office. 2
February 10^th One for the weekend. 1
February 6^th the party bus is leaving the terminal. 2
February 3^rd One for the weekend. 0
January 30^th Good morning, jabronis. 5
January 27^th One for the weekend. 0
January 23^rd Saddle up, saddlers. 6
January 20^th One for the weekend. 1
January 16^th Just another day in a frozen wasteland. 3
January 13^th One for the weekend from Mike. 0
January 9^th Around here, every day is vacation. 3
January 6^th One from the weekend from the very beginning of this site. 1
January 2^nd In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king. 6

2023

December 30^th One for the weekend. 0
December 26^th Happy whatever day. 0
December 22^nd One for the weekend. 0
December 19^th You’ll get what you get, and you won’t throw a fit. 5
December 16^th One for the weekend. 0
December 12^th Isolation nation. 1
December 9^th One for the weekend from Pat. 0
December 4^th Shining up our skis for the day. 0
December 2^nd One for the weekend. 0
November 28^th I’m back from the great, unholy ether. 1
November 25^th One for the weekend. 0
November 21^st Punching at butterflies. 17
November 18^th One for the weekend. 0
November 14^th Is this thing on? 0
November 11^th One for the weekend. 0
November 6^th I’ve returned from adventures with tales to tell. 0
November 4^th One for the weekend. 2
October 30^th What’s up dingdongs? 0
October 28^th One for the weekend from 2016. 1
October 24^th News is forthcoming. 2
October 21^st One for the weekend. 0
October 17^th The sound of both shoes dropping. 2
October 15^th One for the weekend. 0
October 9^th A work of heart breaking something, and staggering whatever. 1
October 7^th One for the weekend, ahead of the weekend. 1
October 3^rd Getting to work. 0
September 25^th New week, new us. 1
September 23^rd One for the weekend. 2
September 19^th Nine balls gonna nine ball. 4
September 15^th One for the weekend from Kevin. 0
September 12^th Tuesdays are for lovers, concluded. 1
September 9^th One for the weekend from Mike. 0
September 5^th Tuesdays are for lovers, etc 3
September 2^nd One for the weekend. 0
August 29^th Tuesdays are for lovers 0
August 21^st Tales to tell for the apocalypse. 2
August 19^th One for the weekend. 1
August 15^th Looking good down there. 2
August 12^th One for the weekend from Pentabike Dave. 0
August 8^th Checking out the forecast. 4
August 5^th One for the weekend from the time machine. 0
July 31^st Welcome aboard the S.S. Heidüd. 2
July 29^th One for the weekend. 0
July 24^th A bike blog post about bikes. 0
July 22^nd One for the weekend. 0
July 17^th Sup, nerds? 4
July 15^th One for there weekend. 0
July 11^th Tuesdays are the new Monday. 3
July 4^th Happy ‘we can’t grow additional fingers’ day. 0
July 1^st One for the weekend. 0
June 27^th I’m so excited. 2
June 24^th One for the weekend. 0
June 19^th Love is love. 1
June 17^th One for the weekend. 0
June 13^th Good day, good people. 3
June 10^th One for the weekend. 1
June 8^th Better Late Than Really, Really Late 1
June 6^th Into the wild. 0
June 3^rd One for the weekend. 1
May 30^th The mailbag is deep and random. 1
May 27^th One for the weekend from Bussman. 4
May 22^nd I’ve given up on giving up. 1
May 20^th One for the weekend. 0
May 16^th Neüs you can use. 2
May 13^th One for the weekend. 0
May 9^th Just a pinch. 1
May 6^th Just a regular person in jeans doing regular stuff for the weekend. 1
May 2^nd Life keeps happening. 2
April 29^th One for the weekend from Robot. 0
April 25^th The Black Market Classic. 7
April 22^nd One for the weekend. 0
April 18^th Posts you can set your clock by. 0
April 15^th One for the weekend from Barker. 1
April 11^th Tuesdays come whether we want them to or not. 6
April 8^th One for the weekend. 1
April 3^rd Rest in peace, me. 3
April 1^st One for the weekend from Ralph. 0
March 28^th Shit’s critical. 1
March 24^th One for the weekend from your boy ‘Dumpster Mike’ 1
March 21^st A Tuesday quickie. 1
March 18^th Oh my god, it’s here. 1
March 14^th “Holy Macaroni” -H. Simpson 4
March 11^th One for the weekend. 2
March 6^th Some stuff about stuff. 6
March 4^th One for the weekend. 0
February 28^th Flush the words away. 1
February 25^th One for the weekend. 1
February 21^st Let’s get cracking. 4
February 18^th Two for the weekend. 0
February 14^th Just so we’re clear. 11
February 11^th One for the weekend. 0
February 6^th So much snot. 7
February 4^th One for the weekend. 0
January 31^st Party of one. 2
January 28^th One for the weekend. 0
January 24^th What’s up, nerds? 6
January 21^st One for the weekend. 4
January 17^th Life is funny. 5
January 14^th One for the weekend from Mike. 1
January 10^th Dear readership, your ride is here. 2
January 7^th One for the weekend. 1
January 4^th From our ears to yours. 7
January 3^rd Brand new year, same old you. 1

2022

December 31^st One for the weekend. 1
December 27^th The weather outside is frightful. 5
December 24^th One for the weekend. 0
December 19^th Peeling off the days. 3
December 17^th One for the weekend for Chris. 1
December 13^th A nice place to take a load off. 6
December 10^th One for the weekend. 1
December 6^th Joy comes in all flavors. 1
December 4^th One for the weekend. 1
November 29^th Moving right along. 4
November 26^th One for the weekend. 2
November 21^st Creative genius has many shades. 8
November 19^th One for the weekend from Shawn Kerri. 0
November 14^th Just an average day in paradise. 1
November 12^th One for the weekend from Forrest. 0
November 8^th I’m back. 5
November 5^th One for the weekend. 0
October 31^st Flaking as an art form. 2
October 25^th News you can lose. 6
October 22^nd One for the weekend from the time machine. 0
October 18^th Another day, another doll hair. 1
October 15^th One for the weekend. 0
October 11^th It me, though. 2
October 8^th One for the weekend. 0
October 4^th To be found, sometimes you first gotta get lost. 5
October 1^st One for the weekend from Michael. 0
September 27^th Rocky mountain high. 5
September 24^th One for the weekend. 0
September 19^th A rolling stone gathers no something, something. 1
September 17^th One for the weekend from Andrew. 0
September 13^th I missed the boat. 1
September 10^th One for the weekend. 0
September 6^th Not all ditches are bad ones. 2
September 3^rd One for the weekend. 1
August 30^th What would a ditch digger do? 4
August 27^th One for the weekend. 0
August 23^rd Another day, another opportunity to fail. 2
August 20^th one for the weekend from Robert. 0
August 16^th It feels better to feel good. 0
August 13^th One for the weekend. 0
August 9^th Ask and you shall receive. 2
August 6^th One for the weekend. 0
August 2^nd Is it hot in here, or is it just me? 2
July 30^th One for the weekend from Brian. 0
July 26^th Hello Tuesday, my old friend. 1
July 22^nd One for the weekend from Kurt. 0
July 21^st Gwar’s Stolen Car 0
July 19^th Memory Lane is better than Right Now Avenue. 2
July 16^th One for the weekend from Mike. 0
July 12^th If ignorance is bliss… 0
July 9^th One for the weekend from Keny. 1
July 5^th Happy birthday, America. 2
July 5^th The dog ate my homework. 0
July 2^nd One for the weekend from just watching this makes my body hurt. 3
June 30^th I’m sorry I did it wrong. 3
June 28^th Welcome to America. 2
June 25^th One for the weekend. 0
June 23^rd Here at Dirtbag Costco 2
June 20^th In a world of the mundane, stand apart 4
June 16^th Buy the Guy a Beer, the AHTBM Hype Machine 0
June 14^th The internet killed the video star. 3
June 11^th One for there weekend. 0
June 7^th Shoveling the shiz. 6
June 4^th One for the weekend. 1
May 31^st Captain Whirligig at your service. 1
May 28^th One for the weekend from the mothership. 0
May 24^th Moonwalking up the mountain. 0
May 21^st One for the weekend from Robot. 2
May 17^th Every day is a gift. 0
May 14^th One for the weekend. 2
May 10^th Web logs are back. 1
May 7^th One for the weekend. 0
May 3^rd A cosmic shrug. 3
April 30^th One for the weekend from Loren. 2
April 26^th If you don’t like to party, maybe go somewhere else. 3
April 23^rd One for the weekend. 1
April 18^th As I was saying. 2
April 16^th One for the weekend. 5
April 12^th Tuesday part deux. 2
April 9^th One for the weekend from Robot. 0
April 5^th Popped. 3
April 2^nd One for the weekend. 0
March 29^th Everyday is a journey. 3
March 26^th One for the wee-kend. 0
March 22^nd Here we go some more. 3
March 19^th One for the weekend. 2
March 15^th Welcome to the Fantastically Handsome Human Club®™© 3
March 12^th One for the weekend from the first month of How To Avoid The Bummer Life. 3
March 8^th Tüsdee dunce cap. 4
March 1^st Now you’re cooking with daddy. 8
February 26^th One for the weekend. 0
February 22^nd Here’s looking at you, kid. 3
February 19^th One for the weekend from Shimano. 0
February 15^th Setting them up, and knocking them down. 5
February 12^th One for the weekend. 1
February 8^th I am but a humble junk merchant. 7
February 5^th One for the weekend from Byron. 0
February 1^st Feeling the feelings. 10
January 29^th One for the weekend from (previously adopted home) sickland. 0
January 25^th Time is a flat circle. 2
January 22^nd One for the weekend from Eva. 1
January 18^th Pissing on the inferno. 4
January 16^th One for the weekend. 2
January 11^th Time is a machine. 5
January 8^th One for the weekend from JR. 0
January 4^th Airing out a closet, and other matters. 4
January 1^st One for the weekend. 1

2021

December 28^th Happy hell-i-days. 3
December 26^th One for the weekend. 0
December 21^st Are we coming, or are we going? 8
December 18^th One for the weekend. 0
December 14^th Lost in space. 1
December 11^th One for the weekend. 1
December 7^th Food for thought. 1
December 4^th One for the weekend. 0
November 30^th Digging the ditches. 3
November 27^th One for the weekend. 0
November 22^nd New day, new us. 3
November 20^th One for the weekend. 0
November 16^th The blind leading the blind. 0
November 13^th One for the weekend. 3
November 9^th Getting up on the good foot. 3
November 6^th One for the weekend from Devin. 1
November 1^st Is it Monuesnesursday already? 0
October 30^th One for the weekend. 0
October 26^th Party o’clock 6
October 23^rd One for the weekend. 9
October 19^th Computer zombies. 8
October 16^th One for the weekend from Mike. 2
October 12^th The difference between ignorance and apathy. 2
October 9^th One for the weekend. 1
October 5^th Tüsday Blüsday. 10
October 2^nd One for the weekend. 0
September 27^th The dog ate my homework. 5
September 25^th One for the weekend. 0
September 21^st Get in line for the sane train. 6
September 18^th Every weekend is good for this ‘one for the weekend’. 0
September 14^th Time to make the donuts, V. whatever. 6
September 11^th One for the weekend. 0
September 7^th Screaming into the void. 0
September 4^th One for the weekend. 0
August 31^st Tuesday, booze day. 9
August 28^th One for the weekend. 0
August 24^th Sniffin’ The Tears. 0
August 21^st One for the weekend. 0
August 17^th The sound of silence. 8
August 15^th One for the weekend. 0
August 10^th Everything’s gonna be fine. 7
August 7^th One for the weekend. 1
August 3^rd The feel good hit of the week. 7
July 31^st One for the weekend from Robot. 3
July 27^th Buckle up butter cups. 4
July 24^th One for the weekend. 1
July 20^th A reflection of a reflection. 0
July 17^th One for the weekend. 1
July 13^th Something to keep the wheel spinning. 3
July 10^th One for the weekend. 0
July 6^th Choose your own adventure. 4
July 3^rd One for the weekend from Roger. 2
June 29^th We’re all transforming. 3
June 27^th One for the weekend. 0
June 22^nd Here at AHTBM, you get what you pay for. 5
June 15^th Get in losers. We’re going shedding. 3
June 12^th One for the weekend. 0
June 8^th Get in losers. We’re going pontificating. 4
June 5^th One for the weekend from Bepy. 1
June 1^st A feast for the senses. 3
May 29^th One for the weekend. 2
May 25^th Who wants to party? 4
May 22^nd One for the weekend. 0
May 18^th What’s old is new again. 6
May 11^th Trying to top off. 6
May 9^th One for the weekend from Potter. 0
May 4^th Doll hair round 3. 1
May 1^st One for the weekend. 1
April 27^th Too blessed to be stressed. 4
April 24^th One for the weekend from Millionare Bob. 0
April 20^th All Hail The Black Market is a bonanza of learning. 3
April 17^th One for the weekend. 2
April 13^th A taste of Tuesday. 2
April 10^th One for the weekend. 0
April 6^th Momentum is momentum. 6
April 3^rd One for the weekend. 2
March 28^th The only constant is change, V.2. 8
March 27^th One for the weekend. 0
March 16^th I’m looking forward to a nap. 11
March 14^th One for the weekend. 2
March 9^th Heading into the week like. 5
March 6^th A traditional favorite in Newark for the weekend. 0
March 2^nd Coming in hot. 1
February 27^th One for the weekend. 2
February 23^rd The opposite of no. 7
February 20^th One for the weekend. 0
February 16^th Another day, another dollar. 3
February 12^th One for the weekend. 0
February 8^th It’s probably a new dawn, maybe. 6
February 6^th One for the weekend. 0
February 1^st Every day is a gift. 10
January 31^st One for the weekend. 0
January 26^th Heaving a reserved sigh of relief. 11
January 24^th One for the weekend. 0
January 19^th Is everybody ok? 4
January 16^th One for the weekend. 2
January 12^th I’ve rubbed my face clean off my head. 1
January 8^th One for the weekend, just ahead of the weekend. 0
January 5^th Here just in time for my closeup. 0
January 2^nd One for the weekend. 0

2020

December 29^th Here’s to Krampus bringing everybody all that they desired. 6
December 26^th One for the weekend. 1
December 22^nd I took a journey. 2
December 15^th Regurgitation nation. 5
December 12^th One for the weekend from Snakebite. 2
December 8^th Just like the olden days. 3
December 5^th One for the weekend. 0
December 1^st Let’s get to work. 5
November 27^th One for the weekend. 0
November 24^th I’m here for you. 11
November 21^st One for the weekend. 0
November 17^th Time stops for no man, woman, or beast. 7
November 14^th One for the weekend 0
November 10^th Hooray, sorta. 5
November 7^th One for the weekend. 3
November 3^rd All Aboard. 1
October 31^st One for the weekend. 0
October 27^th Hitting the wall. 2
October 24^th One for the weekend. 0
October 20^th You ever just want to disappear? 6
October 17^th One for the weekend. 1
October 13^th Remember October. 3
October 10^th One for the weekend. 2
October 6^th Living in a house of straw. 4
September 22^nd Nature is a balancing act. 26
September 19^th One for the weekend. 1
September 15^th Pretending to pretend things are normal. 4
September 12^th One for the weekend from Millionare Bob. 1
September 8^th Pretending things are normal, round three. 5
September 5^th One for the weekend. 1
September 1^st Pretending things are normal, round two. 2
August 29^th One for the weekend. 5
August 25^th Pretending that everything is normal. 3
August 22^nd One for the weekend from Ghostship Matt. 0
August 18^th Simpler times. 1
August 15^th One for the weekend. 5
August 10^th Patching hulls as we go. 4
August 8^th One for the weekend. 0
August 1^st A repeat for the weekend, and some other stuff. 2
July 28^th Open this pit up. 9
July 21^st Another week, another dollar. 12
July 18^th One for the weekend. 0
July 14^th Trying and trying. 9
July 11^th One for the weekend from Popper. 2
July 7^th Wake up and smell the coffee. 5
July 4^th One for the weekend from Robert. 0
June 30^th Another day, another opportunity to pull gum out of our hair. 11
June 27^th One for the weekend. 0
June 23^rd “Let’s never do it again until we do.” 11
June 20^th One for the weekend. 0
June 16^th Buckle up, buttercups. 1
June 13^th One for the weekend. 0
June 9^th Them crafty Mayans. 4
June 6^th One for the weekend. 0
June 2^nd What a difference a week makes. 8
May 26^th Keepin’ on truckin’. 0
May 25^th I say it every year. 1
May 23^rd One for the weekend from Kurt. 1
May 19^th Eine Linie im Universum. 5
May 12^th Things are getting weird around here. 3
May 9^th One for the weekend. 0
May 5^th Every day’s a new day to worry. 8
May 2^nd One for the weekend from Steve. 0
April 28^th Every day is a chance to reflect. 10
April 25^th One for the weekend. 0
April 21^st Today is the new normal. 9
April 18^th One for the weekend from Potter. 0
April 13^th The mail bag ain’t no drag. 5
April 10^th One for the weekend. 4
April 6^th What he said. 6
April 4^th One for the weekend from Matt. 4
March 31^st Every day is the eleventeenth of Whatever. 3
March 28^th One for the weekend. 2
March 24^th Another fine mess. 20
March 21^st One for the weekend from Blacksocks. 0
March 17^th A party of shut-ins. 5
March 15^th I forgot one for the weekend. 1
March 10^th I’m not very good at my job. 5
March 7^th One for the weekend. 1
March 3^rd “Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth.” 3
February 29^th One for the weekend. 1
February 25^th There’s no how-to book for life. 19
February 22^nd One for the weekend. 0
February 18^th Stuff dump. 6
February 15^th On for the weekend. 1
February 11^th New day, new you. 9
February 8^th One for the weekend from Danielle. 0
February 4^th Times, they are a changing. 4
February 1^st One for the weekend. 0
January 28^th Still talking. 9
January 25^th One for the weekend. 0
January 21^st As I was saying. 12
January 18^th Food for thought for the weekend. 0
January 14^th A regular post for a regular day for some regular people and their regular eyeballs. 12
January 11^th One for the weekend. 1
January 7^th Not so sure I like the new year. 9
January 4^th A weirdly soothing one for the weekend. 1

2019

December 31^st The only constant is change. 4
December 28^th One for the weekend. 3
December 24^th Happy holidays. 8
December 21^st One for the weekend from Lucho. 3
December 17^th Too few hands, too little time. 4
December 14^th One for the weekend. 5
December 10^th Hanging on. 5
December 3^rd Never have I ever. 16
November 30^th One for the weekend. 3
November 26^th And for now anyway, here I am. 5
November 23^rd One for the weekend from Pete. 2
November 19^th Beginning my descent back to whatever. 14
November 12^th Moving on. 4
November 9^th One for the weekend. 0
November 5^th Like waves at the beach, the anxiety crashes, and retreats. 2
November 1^st One for the weekend. 1
October 29^th Out of the frying pan, and into another, different, more comfortable frying pan. 8
October 26^th One for the weekend. 1
October 22^nd Life’s a roller coaster. 4
October 19^th One for the weekend that I forgot to post for last weekend’s ‘One For The Weekend’. 0
October 15^th Stress kills. 15
October 8^th Another day, another mile. 4
October 5^th One for the weekend from the mothership. 0
October 1^st A rolling stone gathers no something, something. 5
September 27^th One for the weekend. 1
September 23^rd Here we go. 9
September 21^st One for the weekend. 0
September 17^th Things to do in Denver when you’re dead. 0
September 14^th One for the weekend. 1
September 10^th Back to business as usual. 4
September 7^th One for the weekend because I don’t have one for the weekend. 0
September 3^rd Kansas (City) is for lovers and lunatics. 7
August 31^st One for the weekend. 0
August 26^th Emerging from the mire. 15
August 24^th One for the weekend from Adam. 0
August 19^th Not all who wander are lost. 9
August 11^th Like a ghost in my own body. 7
August 10^th One for the weekend from Joshua. 2
August 5^th Inhale, 1…2…3… 3
August 3^rd One for the weekend. 1
July 30^th Life’s funny sometimes. 15
July 27^th One for the weekend. 1
July 23^rd Now where was I? 9
July 20^th One for the weekend. 0
July 16^th One foot on the ground, and the other, somewhere else. 5
July 13^th One for the weekend. 1
July 9^th A rolling stone gathers no something, something. 3
July 6^th One for the weekend from Jeff. 0
July 2^nd Never stop learning. 6
June 29^th One for the weekend. 4
June 25^th Life comes at you fast. 6
June 22^nd One for the weekend from the future. 5
June 20^th A couple of hours before I wrote this, I thought of a pretty clever post title. 8
June 15^th One for the weekend from Josh. 0
June 13^th Day one. 7
June 11^th Until we meet again. 7
June 8^th One for the weekend. 0
June 6^th “I’m not sure where I’m going, but I reckon I’ll know when I get there.” 4
June 4^th I’m just here for the cocktails. 3
June 1^st One for the weekend. 0
May 30^th Au revoir, mofos. 1
May 28^th Today is just yesterday’s tomorrow. 3
May 25^th One for the weekend. 1
May 23^rd Some days you have the Midas Touch. 4
May 16^th Lifeboats come in all shapes and sizes. 4
May 14^th Curveballs ahoy. 8
May 11^th One for the weekend. 5
May 9^th Asleep at the wheel. 10
May 7^th Stairway to heaving. 7
May 4^th One for the weekend from Matt. 0
May 2^nd 1000 yard stare. 8
April 30^th Like a bullet from a gun. 4
April 27^th One for the weekend. 2
April 25^th It feels not bad to feel good. 3
April 23^rd All I need is a spare bullet. 2
April 20^th One for the weekend from Caro. 3
April 18^th Prepare to be amazed to sleep. 2
April 16^th Here we go again. 6
April 13^th One for the weekend. 0
April 11^th Packed for Sea Otter, and ready to go. 1
April 9^th It beats digging ditches. 2
April 6^th One for the weekend. 1
April 4^th It feels good to feel good. 8
April 2^nd Ship of fools. 5
March 30^th One for the weekend that you can’t watch here. 1
March 28^th Even my deadlines have deadlines. 2
March 26^th A post of many colors. 5
March 23^rd One for the weekend. 0
March 21^st The ninth best NAHBS post on the internet. 2
March 19^th The seventh best NAHBS post on the internet. 3
March 16^th One for the weekend. 0
March 14^th Pulling the ripcord. 1
March 12^th Got the time. 5
March 9^th One for the weekend. 0
March 7^th New day, new whatever. 3
March 5^th Flirting with a happy reality. 3
March 2^nd One for the weekend. 1
February 28^th And repeat as necessary. 8
February 26^th One foot in front of the other. 7
February 23^rd One for the weekend. 0
February 21^st A journey of introspection. 5
February 19^th Back at being back at it. 23
February 16^th One for the weekend. 1
February 14^th Sometimes you just gotta say… 1
February 12^th Heading back into reality. 2
February 9^th One for the weekend. 2
February 7^th Sanity Reclamation Tour V.etc. 3
February 5^th Now you see me… 1
February 2^nd One for the weekend. 1
January 31^st On assignment. 3
January 29^th Charging into the week. 2
January 26^th One for the weekend. 3
January 24^th I’m just happy to be here. 4
January 21^st Imitation is the sincerest form of something, something. 27
January 19^th One for the weekend. 3
January 17^th Abstinence makes the heart go wronger. 2
January 15^th Kicking the week off right. 2
January 12^th One for the weekend. 2
January 10^th Let’s do ‘dis, Brutus. 4
January 8^th Time to hike up our britches. 4
January 5^th One for the weekend. 0
January 3^rd Happy new beer. 11

2018

December 30^th One for the weekend. 1
December 27^th I hope everyone had a very merry Whateverivus. 4
December 24^th So bad I have goosebumps. 0
December 22^nd One for the weekend. 1
December 20^th Stuffed up, 5
December 18^th E’erybody got they own kind of meditation. 0
December 17^th One for the weekend. 0
December 13^th The sacrifices we make. 8
December 11^th Headed into the week with gusto. 3
December 8^th One for the weekend. 0
December 6^th Rolling right along. 3
December 4^th A loving embrace. 3
December 1^st One for the weekend. 0
November 29^th Mail bomb. 4
November 27^th Goodbye cruel year. 8
November 24^th One for the weekend. 1
November 21^st Just a peck. 4
November 19^th Hiding inside. 3
November 17^th One for the weekend. 0
November 15^th Not quite a broken record. 5
November 13^th Here I go again. 6
November 10^th One for the weekend from Lucho. 0
November 8^th Second verse, same as the first. 13
November 6^th Let’s get cracking. 1
November 3^rd One for the weekend. 0
November 1^st It’s like a jungle sometimes, it makes me wonder… 3
October 27^th One for the weekend. 0
October 25^th I quickie before I go. 3
October 23^rd Kick start the week. 1
October 20^th One for the weekend. 3
October 18^th Everybody’s working for the weekend. 7
October 16^th Ow, my ears. 4
October 13^th One for the weekend. 0
October 11^th I forgot what day it was. 2
October 9^th I’m not even gonna mention it. 3
October 6^th One for the weekend. 2
October 4^th Coming through with the good stuff. 4
October 2^nd Now where was I? 5
October 1^st (North) East bound and down. 0
September 26^th Business stuff for business people. 6
September 24^th Jet lagged to hell and back. 4
September 22^nd One for the weekend from Cranpa. 2
September 7^th Oh, sumbitch…. 4
September 6^th Breath holding starts now. 8
September 4^th Down for at least part of the count. 2
September 1^st One for the weekend. 0
August 30^th Digging a hole and filling it up again. 9
August 27^th Sanity reclamation tour, V. 2,468. 4
August 25^th One for the weekend. 1
August 21^st Coming in and going out. 2
August 18^th One for the weekend 2
August 16^th Word barf. 1
August 14^th Pretty stoked. 4
August 11^th One for the weekend from Mike. 2
August 9^th I doff my chapeau. 7
August 7^th I give up. 7
August 4^th One for the weekend. 1
August 2^nd The vacation that never ends. 5
July 31^st Keep on stepping. 4
July 30^th Oh yeah, this again. 1
July 28^th One for the weekend. 1
July 26^th It’s lonely at the top. 2
July 24^th Letters from the road. 3
July 21^st One for the weekend. 1
July 19^th I need two of me. 2
July 17^th Uselessly parting with some dollars. 1
July 14^th One for the weekend. 1
July 12^th Making that scrilla. 4
July 10^th Back, and blander than ever. 2
July 9^th Your weekly reminder. 0
July 7^th One for the weekend. 3
July 5^th Just when you think you’re not stepping in any more shit… 7
July 3^rd The dawn of a new dawn. ®™© 9
July 2^nd A brand new us. 9
June 30^th One for the weekend. 1
June 29^th The rabbit hole, she’s a deep one. 5
June 27^th Let’s never do this again. 1
June 22^nd If you need me, all you gotta do is call. 4
June 20^th A stand alone post. 0
June 18^th New year, new us. 6
June 16^th One for the weekend. 1
June 13^th A never ending battle. 3
June 11^th A job for the beautiful people. 7
June 8^th This is very important. 13
June 6^th Now where was I? 8
June 4^th Straight from the doctor’s mouth. 12
June 2^nd One for the weekend. 0
June 1^st Sad clown. 3
May 30^th Don’t cry for me, Argentina. 27
May 28^th I’ve said it before, and there’s a good chance I’ll say it again. 2
May 26^th 0
May 25^th ‘Bout to be out. 8
May 21^st “That which does not kill us… 13
May 21^st “Put a fork in me- 3
May 16^th Keeping on keeping on. 3
May 14^th Now where was I? 9
May 12^th One for the weekend. 0
May 11^th Gimme a break. 39
May 9^th On the hump (day). 1
May 7^th I was kinda busy playing. 7
May 5^th One for the weekend. 3
May 4^th I’m working as fast as I can. 10
May 2^nd Just happy to be here. 6
April 30^th We’re back. 5
April 28^th One for the weekend. 0
April 27^th When last we were together- 6
April 25^th Clean sheets mean a lot… 3
April 23^rd If you need me… 5
April 19^th In a never before seen turn of events… 2
April 18^th Having fun as we do. 1
April 16^th Doing the hangover dance again. 3
April 14^th One for the weekend. 2
April 13^th What’s not to love? 4
April 11^th I’ve got nothing. 2
April 9^th Down, down and away. 7
April 7^th One for the weekend. 2
April 6^th Time to take out the trash. 3
April 4^th A coming of age story. 4
April 2^nd Now where were we? 2
March 31^st One for the weekend from Snakebite. 0
March 30^th Or whatever. 1
March 28^th Never not circling the wagons. 2
March 26^th Hey bud, let’s party. 2
March 24^th One for the weekend. 1
March 23^rd Helpers helping helpers help helpers who help helpers. 5
March 21^st Sad trombones. 15
March 19^th Holy macaroni. 7
March 16^th Eyes and ears open, mouth shut. 5
March 14^th One foot in front of the other. 5
March 12^th Having fun is better than not having fun. 7
March 10^th One for the weekend. 1
March 9^th I need more of me. 4
March 7^th No post for you. 2
March 5^th All work and no play makes Jack something, something. 2
March 3^rd One for the weekend. 4
March 2^nd Burn it down, build it up. 4
February 28^th Namaste, goon squad. 8
February 26^th Everything’s gonna be ok. 2
February 24^th One for the weekend. 0
February 23^rd Beaten, but not broken. 0
February 21^st When it rains, it pours. 0
February 19^th Still on the road (again). 1
February 17^th One for the weekend from Blake. 0
February 16^th Wish you were here. 0
February 14^th Embracing a lost mind. 0
February 9^th Well, hell. 0
February 5^th I’m lost. 22
February 1^st The world needs ditch diggers too. 0
January 31^st Brothers and sisters. 11
January 29^th Putting my Monday where my mouth is. 1
January 27^th One for the weekend. 0
January 26^th Ghosts in the machine, V. whatever. 11
January 25^th Two yesterdays are the same as two days after tomorrow. 1
January 19^th A quickie before I go. 1
January 17^th New newness. 9
January 15^th One solid year of the Mondays. 5
January 13^th One for the weekend. 5
January 12^th I need a break. 2
January 10^th Killing time. 2
January 8^th Friends helping friends. 4
January 6^th One for the weekend. 0
January 5^th It’s just one calamity after the next. 7
January 1^st A brand new us. 5

2017

December 30^th One for the weekend. 1
December 29^th Come and get it. 6
December 26^th Happy holidays and stuff. 1
December 23^rd One for the weekend. 1
December 22^nd Foot soldiers in the war on Christmas. 4
December 20^th Stories from around the way. 1
December 18^th The Monday train is pulling into the station. 3
December 16^th One for the weekend from Bert. 0
December 15^th The holidays are already here. 2
December 13^th Promises between scoundrels and liars. 5
December 9^th One for the weekend from J.P.H.N.H. 0
December 8^th I’ll catch you on the other side. 2
December 6^th Happy hump day. 7
December 4^th Another day, another chance to spend it in isolation. 3
December 2^nd One for the weekend from David. 0
December 1^st The only non-dark corner of the internet. 11
November 29^th I think I might be dying. 3
November 27^th Happy Black Monday. 2
November 25^th One for the weekend from Roger. 0
November 22^nd A quickie before we go. 13
November 20^th Breaking news. 4
November 18^th One for the weekend. 1
November 17^th Walking into Friday like… 6
November 15^th Barf stew. 8
November 13^th I’m a liar. 3
November 11^th One for the weekend. 1
November 8^th Sometimes good things happen to bad people. 3
November 4^th One (long one) for the weekend from DPow! 1
November 3^rd Stop this crazy thing. 5
November 1^st I get by with a little help from my friends. 3
October 30^th I’m back in body, but not in mind. 5
October 28^th One for the weekend from Squeaky Clean Dave. 0
October 27^th I left and then I came back. 0
October 18^th Quickly before I piss off into the sunset. 3
October 16^th Namaste. 5
October 14^th One for the weekend. 0
October 13^th I’m having an existential crisis. 15
October 11^th The hits just keep coming. 8
October 9^th Catching up. 2
October 7^th One for the weekend from Mr. Blacksocks. 1
October 6^th Today’s post was gonna be an epic masterpiece. 5
October 4^th As I was saying. 3
October 2^nd I’m back from the PNW with stories to tell. 2
September 29^th You get what you pay for. 3
September 27^th Four steps forward, one step back. 2
September 25^th In remembrance. 16
September 20^th That’s why I make the big bucks. 1
September 18^th Coming at you from somewhere. 0
September 15^th I’m on vacation and junk. 1
September 13^th I’m leaving. 6
September 11^th Getting less done by 8 am than most folks don’t get done all day. 4
September 9^th One for the weekend. 1
September 8^th Random attacks of kind randomness. 1
September 6^th Clocking back in. 6
September 4^th It’s Labor Day. 2
September 2^nd One for the weekend. 0
September 1^st Happy Fry-day. 4
August 30^th Not all who wander are lost. 2
August 28^th Because I’m a social butterfly. 1
August 26^th One for the weekend from Jon. 10
August 25^th Relapse on the repeat. 1
August 23^rd Oh wait… Was there an eclipse? 11
August 21^st Every day be like… 0
August 19^th One for the weekend from J.P.H.N.H. 0
August 18^th We’ve got mail. 2
August 16^th Warm like a fuzzy mother’s embrace. 1
August 14^th Today I am Heather Heyer, and tomorrow I will remain so. 18
August 12^th One for the weekend from Ian. 1
August 11^th Reporting for duty. 4
August 9^th Burning the midnight oil. 1
August 7^th Phoning it in, V.2. 2
August 4^th Letters from the road. 3
August 2^nd The dog ate my homework. 0
July 31^st Shaping up before I ship out. 4
July 29^th One for the weekend. 1
July 28^th My precious. 11
July 26^th Reporting for duty. 5
July 24^th All aboard the party train. 1
July 22^nd One for the weekend. 2
July 21^st A whole pot of brain stew. 1
July 19^th Are you picking up what I’m laying down? 8
July 17^th Back in the trenches. 4
July 15^th One for the weekend. 0
July 14^th Fridays are for relaxing. 5
July 12^th Here we go. 6
July 10^th Open up and say ‘ahhhhh’. 10
July 8^th One for the weekend from Jim. 1
July 6^th Transmissions from the other side. 5
July 1^st One for the weekend. 2
June 30^th Mama said there’d be days like this. 4
June 28^th Now, where was I? 5
June 26^th I came, I saw, I hit the wall. 3
June 23^rd Hey ho let’s go. 3
June 21^st I went to see a man about a dog. 7
June 19^th I’m cooked. 1
June 16^th Sometimes I don’t know and other times I’m just not sure. 10
June 14^th Because sometimes you gotta disappear. 0
June 9^th Now where were we? 4
June 7^th Sit up and shut down. 2
June 5^th Welcome back. 4
June 3^rd One for the weekend. 0
June 2^nd Take a sip of brain juice. 2
May 31^st Buckle up for great big meal resulting in four to six weeks of explosive diarrhea in Flavortown. 6
May 29^th Remembering a different sort of hero. 4
May 27^th One for the weekend. 0
May 26^th Today’s post got abducted. 5
May 24^th Important matters that aren’t and don’t. 2
May 22^nd Sliding into the week like… 1
May 20^th One for the weekend. 1
May 19^th A little taste before the weekend. 2
May 17^th Here we go again. 1
May 15^th Mondays, amiright? 0
May 13^th One for the weekend from Barker. 1
May 12^th If a bunch of middle aged dudes fall down in the woods, and nobody’s there to hear it… 6
May 8^th Later, dogs. 6
May 6^th One for the weekend from Ian. 0
May 5^th Prepare to sit a spell. 2
May 3^rd Good time vomitorium. 6
May 1^st I came and knocked on their door. 3
April 26^th Falling backwards up the stairs. 9
April 24^th What happens in Monterey stays in Monterey. 13
April 19^th The calm before the storm. 4
April 17^th Monday squared. 2
April 15^th One for the weekend. 0
April 14^th Who wants to be found when you can get lost? 6
April 12^th Carpe Diem 5
April 10^th What’s in a name? 4
April 8^th One for the weekend from Mike. 0
April 7^th Who has two thumbs and likes to Friday? 6
April 5^th Out of words. 5
April 3^rd No April’s fool here. 2
April 1^st One for the weekend from space. 1
March 31^st Rolling into the weekend. 1
March 29^th New day, new dollar. 2
March 27^th Diversification nation. 13
March 25^th One for the weekend from Henrique A. de Melo e Silva. 5
March 24^th Ain’t no party like a stuntman party, ’cause a stuntman party don’t stop. 5
March 22^nd Let’s do ‘dis, Brutus. 8
March 20^th Scout’s honor, or whatever. 6
March 18^th One for the weekend from schadenfreude. 1
March 17^th It’s the week’s end. 2
March 15^th I’m a man on the move. 10
March 13^th Wandering in a place between somewhere and nowhere. 8
March 11^th One for the weekend. 0
March 10^th Here we go again… 9
March 8^th If you don’t hear from me soon. 0
March 6^th Welcome back to the proverbial therapeutic chair. 8
March 4^th One for the weekend. 0
February 28^th Huffing glue is an art unto itself, V.2 13
February 27^th Getting up to get out. 4
February 25^th One for the weekend from Jeremy. 1
February 24^th I probably was gonna be here. 5
February 22^nd Lord, I’m coming home. 4
February 20^th Happy President’s Day. 6
February 18^th One for the weekend. 1
February 17^th Putting the best foot forward. 4
February 15^th Bubbling into Wednesday. 4
February 13^th Blasting out some garbage. 12
February 11^th One for the weekend from The Bike Snob. 5
February 10^th Rise and shine. 2
February 8^th Let’s get cracking. 7
February 6^th Another day of creating something out of nothing. 0
February 4^th One for the weekend. 1
February 3^rd A big, round table. 4
February 1^st We got this. 4
January 30^th This just in! I’m sorta out, version whatever, and stuff. 5
January 28^th One for the weekend. 0
January 27^th Life comes at you fast. 2
January 25^th Trying with might. 7
January 23^rd Picking myself up and dusting myself off. 3
January 21^st One for the weekend. 4
January 20^th Today, I just can’t. 8
January 18^th Chewing chocolate. 5
January 16^th Because sometimes everybody gets a case of the Mondays 0
January 14^th One for the weekend. 1
January 13^th I just come here for the snacks. 5
January 11^th Everything’s gonna be fine. 5
January 9^th Never forget who you are. 2
January 7^th One for the weekend. 4
January 6^th Happy Friday, or something. 11
January 4^th As winter settles in. 9
January 2^nd Out with the old, in with the new. 0

2016

December 31^st One for the weekend. 0
December 28^th As usual around this time of year- 2
December 24^th One for the weekend from Seth. 3
December 23^rd Phoning it in. 6
December 21^st Short attention span theatre. 5
December 19^th Haven’t we been here before? 3
December 17^th One for the weekend. 0
December 16^th One foot in front of the next. 2
December 14^th You’re not the kind to kiss and tell. 5
December 12^th Sometimes in life you’re the sandwich, 3
December 10^th One for the weekend. 2
December 9^th Idle hands. 2
December 7^th I went back to the mountain, part one. 12
November 30^th I’m leaving you with a mess. 4
November 28^th aye aye, captain. 4
November 23^rd This just in! I’m out. 15
November 21^st 15% of the time I know what’s going on 25% of the time, at least 50% of the time. 6
November 19^th One for the weekend. 2
November 18^th Another day… 6
November 16^th I’m only one man. 5
November 14^th Picking up the pieces. 3
November 12^th One for the weekend. 0
November 11^th I’ve got nothing at all. 16
November 9^th Is it safe to come out yet? 2
November 7^th Hollering into a vacuum. 2
November 5^th One for the weekend. 3
November 4^th As I was saying… 2
November 2^nd Is anybody here from Florida? 1
October 29^th One for the spaghetti. 1
October 28^th Everything must go, kinda. 0
October 26^th Midweek dumpatorium. 4
October 24^th Into each life, a little rain must fall . 2
October 22^nd One for the weekend. 1
October 21^st This just in! I’m not here. 1
October 19^th Mid-week dump. 7
October 17^th Why are we back here and now? 2
October 15^th One for the weekend. 3
October 14^th Standing alone. 0
October 12^th Just getting over the hump. 6
October 10^th It takes a village. 1
October 8^th One for the weekend. 1
October 7^th The coal mine is a busy place. 1
October 5^th Hello from the throes of a mid-fall cold. 15
October 3^rd Monday morning dispatch. 4
October 1^st One for the weekend when strangers meet. 3
September 30^th Back to business. 2
September 28^th Now, where were we? 1
September 26^th You win some, you lose some. 8
September 19^th With my hobo sack loaded up, I’m outta here. 3
September 17^th One for the weekend from Errin. 1
September 16^th “This blog is hysterical nonsense.” 10
September 14^th A long stare down a short tunnel. 3
September 12^th Monday, Schmunday. 9
September 10^th One for the weekend from Embry. 1
September 9^th happy accidents. 4
September 7^th One more time but with feeling. 0
September 5^th Happy Labor Day. 0
September 3^rd One for the weekend. 3
September 2^nd Starting at the beginning, and finishing at the end. 9
August 31^st Short and sweet. 7
August 29^th Dreams, and other byproducts of the subconscious. 3
August 27^th One for the weekend from Efrem. 0
August 26^th Shaking the sheets. 9
August 24^th A plea, if you please. 12
August 22^nd I love love. 7
August 20^th One for the weekend from Colin. 2
August 19^th Friday’s expulsatorium. 4
August 17^th On the edge of legendary. 9
August 15^th Monday, Monday, Monday, Monday, Friday. 0
August 8^th Hunt, peck, return, repeat. 3
August 6^th One for the weekend. 0
August 5^th Food for your brain, (and a feast for your ears). 17
August 3^rd From here to there and back again. 2
August 1^st Home is where the heart is. 16
July 30^th One for the weekend. 0
July 29^th When last we were together, V.3. 9
July 27^th So many shenanigans. 3
July 25^th Oh brother, where art I? 4
July 23^rd One for the weekend. 0
July 22^nd Parting is such sweet sorrow. 6
July 20^th Grownupness. It’s a slippery slope. 3
July 18^th Important matters that aren’t really. 15
July 16^th One for the weekend from Case. 2
July 14^th Smacking the ass end of the week. 0
July 13^th Hump day hash and mash. 5
July 11^th Wonder what’s next. 3
July 9^th One for the weekend. 0
July 8^th Back to the salt mines 13
July 6^th We had nothing before us but the horizon, and a whole lotta open space. 11
June 22^nd Run to the hills. 2
June 20^th Mr. Blameshifter. 5
June 17^th Sliding into the weekend. 5
June 15^th Sinliness is close to oddliness. 1
June 13^th Wrung out. 6
June 11^th One for the weekend. 0
June 10^th Time to get outta here. 9
June 8^th Wednesday is a party to which everyone is invited. 4
June 6^th Screaming into a void. 4
June 4^th One for the weekend from Newt. 2
June 3^rd Circling back to the start. 3
June 1^st Let’s take a trip in the Way Back Machine. 2
May 30^th Ready, get set, stop. 0
May 27^th The doing of the work when hoboing is hard. 3
May 25^th Hello Portlandapolis! 7
May 23^rd I’ve been thinking. 8
May 21^st One for thee weekend from Kevin. 0
May 20^th I’m so excited. 8
May 18^th It’s nice to have nice friends. 2
May 16^th Looks like we made it. 8
May 14^th Well, lookie who got inducted into the Skateboarding Hall Of Fame last night. 1
May 13^th Signing off until whenever. 3
May 11^th Hump Day Hijinx. 7
May 9^th Another day, another chance to ruin everything. 11
May 7^th Two for the weekend. 2
May 6^th There’s a first time for everything. 5
May 4^th A slow boat to Drunkingham. 3
April 27^th And away we go, V.2. 2
April 25^th A treasure chest of treasures. 5
April 23^rd One for the weekend from Corndog. 1
April 22^nd What the hell, man? 2
April 20^th A dance of the damned. 9
April 18^th Twenty years later. 8
April 16^th One for the weekend from DPow! 2
April 11^th I found a couple of remaining crumbs. 2
April 9^th One for the weekend. 0
April 8^th Shaking out the sheets. 5
April 6^th Stuff to chew on. 8
April 4^th A reflection of a reflection. 35
April 2^nd One for the weekend. 0
April 1^st Perspective is worth a pound. 19
March 30^th Starting at the top. 7
March 28^th Third verse, same as the first. 7
March 26^th One for the weekend (but mostly Sunday.) 1
March 25^th (S)He who toys with the most dies, wins. 10
March 23^rd Rainy day activities and such. 3
March 21^st A clearing house for the good junk. 2
March 19^th One for the weekend. 1
March 18^th The division between humans and beast. 12
March 16^th Addicted to addiction. 7
March 14^th You like apples? 8
March 12^th One for the weekend. 3
March 11^th Getting on, and getting out. 5
March 9^th It’s just a scratch. 5
March 7^th Don’t mind me. 13
March 5^th One for the weekend from Evil Cycling. 0
March 3^rd “We were together. I forget the rest.” 7
March 1^st No better plan than to start at the beginning. 6
February 29^th When the dust settles V.2. 4
February 26^th Until we meat again. 6
February 24^th A D is as good as an A. 2
February 22^nd The King is dead. 1
February 20^th One for the weekend. 2
February 17^th Huffing glue is an art unto itself. 25
February 15^th Monday is for lovers. 5
February 13^th One for the weekend. 2
February 12^th Yeah… Fridays are pretty cool I guess. 6
February 10^th Sometimes you just gotta get away. 6
February 8^th I’m back from the sea with tales to tell. 1
February 6^th One for the weekend. 3
February 5^th This just in. I’m outta here. 2
February 3^rd Before second things can be second, 7
February 1^st We’re all pink on the inside. 8
January 30^th One for the weekend. 2
January 29^th This just in- I’ve been too busy doing other stuff to do this stuff. 2
January 27^th Bits and pieces of pieces and bits. 4
January 25^th Shucking and shoveling. 11
January 23^rd One for the weekend. 0
January 22^nd Friday will jump out at you. 3
January 20^th Don’t do as I say, do as I do. 9
January 18^th A friend in need. 8
January 16^th One for the weekend. 1
January 15^th When all is said and done 4
January 13^th Aspiring to greatness. 11
January 11^th Can you hear me now? 1
January 9^th One for the weekend. 3
January 8^th He’s a whore. 4
January 6^th Church for shut-ins. 3
January 4^th Welcome back. 6
January 2^nd One for the weekend. 0

2015

December 28^th Screw it. 2
December 26^th One for the weekend. 0
December 23^rd See you later, suckers. 3
December 21^st Looking back. 2
December 19^th One for the weekend. 1
December 18^th Dear 2015, 4
December 16^th Jane, get me off this crazy thing. 8
December 14^th Rabbit hole ahoy. 31
December 12^th One for the weekend. 1
December 11^th Ch- ch- ch- changes. 1
December 9^th HERE COMES THE CORN™V.2. 6
December 7^th As the storms roll in. 3
December 5^th One for the weekend. 0
December 4^th You like bikes? I like bikes. Let’s talk about bikes. 10
December 2^nd Lost history. 12
November 30^th Feeling fat and happy. 4
November 25^th If being a bike blogger was easy, everyone would do it. 13
November 23^rd Oh… Hello Monday. 2
November 21^st One for the weekend from Malcolm and Team Meow. 2
November 20^th A palette of many different shades. 3
November 18^th Tidying up, or whatever. 0
November 16^th Ow, my everything. 8
November 14^th One for the weekend from Chris. 3
November 13^th This is a hub of information exchange. 10
November 11^th Three hash. 5
November 9^th Caps not hats. 14
November 7^th One for the weekend from Lanolin and Stratton. 1
November 6^th Friday is a snuggly little beast. 6
November 4^th A little R&R does a body good. 2
November 2^nd I’m a liar. 4
October 30^th “You should stick to bikes.” 11
October 28^th What’s good? 6
October 26^th So as I was saying… 6
October 24^th One for the weekend. 0
October 23^rd There’s a first time for everything. 7
October 21^st Colorado. 0
October 19^th I was incorrect, sorta. 12
October 17^th One for the weekend from Matt. 0
October 16^th Packing up and heading out. 4
October 14^th Lights! Camera! Whatever! 6
October 12^th The dog ate my homework. 4
October 9^th Friday’s trash heap. 10
October 7^th ” Because you can’t fill a hole with holes.” -Me. 5
October 5^th “I take what they give, because I work to live.” -H. Lewis 2
October 3^rd One for the weekend. 1
October 2^nd Piecing up the pieces. 7
September 30^th It’s gonna be one of those days, V.2. 1
September 28^th End of the month cop-out part thirteen. 1
September 26^th One for the weekend. 3
September 25^th The best laid plans. 1
September 23^rd Now, where was I? 3
September 21^st My neck hurts. 10
September 16^th I wasn’t gonna have a post today… 10
September 14^th It’s the Union’s fault. 3
September 12^th One for the weekend from James. 2
September 11^th It’s a cavalcade of crap. 6
September 9^th A proper send off for a viking. 8
September 7^th I decided to do not much laboring today. 2
September 5^th One for the weekend from the time machine. 0
September 4^th That sound means we have a winner. 5
September 2^nd The Great Hot Dog Challenge is upon us. 17
August 31^st I know the feeling. 12
August 29^th One for the weekend. 1
August 28^th End of the month cop-out part twelve. 10
August 26^th Starting again from the bottom. 5
August 24^th Well, I’ll be damned. 9
August 22^nd One for the weekend. 0
August 21^st Here comes the weekend train. 0
August 19^th Let’s get cracking V.2 5
August 17^th The junk drawer. 6
August 15^th One for the weekend. 0
August 14^th Jam packed full of crap. 4
August 12^th Sad on the sidelines. 3
August 10^th Explosions in the sky. 6
August 8^th One for the weekend. 3
August 7^th Bellingham, how I love thee. 1
August 5^th The grand unveil. 3
August 3^rd I’m back in my baby’s arms. 3
August 1^st One for the weekend from Ed. 1
July 31^st End of the month cop-out part eleven. 3
July 29^th Hey- there’s no birthday party for me here. 6
July 27^th Going fast to nowhere. 3
July 25^th One for the weekend. 3
July 24^th Wreckids. 3
July 22^nd In memoriam. 6
July 20^th Mondays got me like. 9
July 18^th One for the weekend from Robert. 1
July 17^th To each their own. 12
July 15^th A clearing house of shenanigans. 1
July 13^th Sometimes life gets in the way. 0
July 11^th One for the weekend. 0
July 10^th One that is short and sweet. 5
July 8^th This is a man’s world? 2
July 6^th Everybody’s fingers and toes still intact? 2
July 4^th One for the weekend. 0
July 3^rd Happy blow stuff up and wreck the air weekend. 2
July 1^st Hello? 6
June 29^th End of the month cop-out part ten 3
June 27^th One for the weekend. 0
June 26^th Ghosts in the machine. 7
June 24^th Death by a thousand cups. 9
June 22^nd Ow, my everything. 4
June 20^th One for the weekend from The Bike Snob. 6
June 19^th Hessian obsession. 5
June 17^th A message in a bottle. 10
June 15^th Great things sometimes come to those who wait. 5
June 13^th One for the weekend from Jeremy. 0
June 12^th Finally hitting my stride. 3
June 10^th Because sometimes everyone needs to purge. 5
June 8^th We’re gonna do what they say can’t be done. 4
June 6^th One for the weekend from George. From last fall. 0
June 5^th And away we go. 6
June 3^rd Life in the margins. 3
June 1^st A New World Disorder. 5
May 30^th One for the weekend. 0
May 29^th Call it a cop-out part nine. 4
May 27^th Gone fishin’ 2
May 25^th If I was the boss of time and history. 1
May 23^rd One for the weekend. 0
May 22^nd The leftovers. 5
May 20^th I wanna give a shout out to my fellow invalids. 7
May 18^th “Tight like butt and underwear.” 24
May 16^th One for the weekend. 1
May 15^th The world keeps on turning. 6
May 13^th A new doctrine. 16
May 11^th No matter how hard you try to get away from yourself, 11
May 9^th One for the weekend. 2
May 8^th Friday’s smell pretty good. 11
May 6^th Every day we’re a little further down the river. 3
May 4^th Being the only one attending the pity party is exhausting. 12
May 2^nd One for the weekend from Mike. 1
May 1^st Can you get tired of drinking obscene amounts of water and lying on the sofa? 5
April 29^th Reports from the frontline of Losingmindingham. 7
April 27^th The rumors of my demise have been greatly exaggerated. 16
April 25^th One for the weekend from Ed. 1
April 24^th Call it a cop-out part eight. 2
April 22^nd So long for now. 19
April 20^th Ruining races since forever. 12
April 18^th One for the weekend from Kevin. 0
April 17^th Just this side north of south of Heaven. 10
April 15^th Just chilling in my ivory tower. 13
April 13^th Prepareth all ye shovels. 10
April 11^th One for the weekend. 1
April 10^th If you want factual, and non-biased reporting, stick with actual journalism. 10
April 8^th Life somewhere in the pile. 10
April 6^th That which does not kill me only serves to make me marginally frustrated. 9
April 4^th One for the weekend. 1
April 3^rd Life in a fishbowl. 6
April 1^st Misery loves company. 13
March 30^th All aboard the time machine. 0
March 28^th One for the weekend from Eric. 0
March 27^th End of the month cop-out part seven. 4
March 23^rd Watching the world go by. 18
March 21^st One for the weekend. 1
March 20^th The rear window.* 0
March 18^th All knees, all the time. 5
March 16^th Making lemonade out of lemons, and stuff. 5
March 14^th One for the weekend from Mike. 0
March 13^th Eyes of the bee holder. 10
March 11^th Nowhere to go but down. V.5. 6
March 9^th “Elvis was a hero to most… 10
March 7^th One for the weekend from Bike Monkey. 1
March 6^th Joseph and the unicolored head coat. 5
March 4^th Youth gone mild. 12
March 2^nd Time to get after it. 3
February 28^th One for the weekend. 2
February 27^th End of the month cop-out part six. 4
February 25^th Words with friends. 7
February 23^rd Hung like a Monday. 6
February 21^st Some American history for the weekend. 3
February 20^th Big doings brewing. 5
February 18^th Happy President’s Day to us one and all. 11
February 16^th Take my hand. 4
February 14^th One for the weekend. 0
February 13^th Put your hands near the air. 9
February 11^th A place for the other stuff. 1
February 9^th A yard sale. 6
February 7^th One for the weekend. 0
February 6^th A post for today and then part of forever. 3
February 4^th Buckle up. 10
February 2^nd I totally forgot about the month end cop-out. 4
January 31^st One for the weekend. 2
January 30^th A feast of the half assed, part two. 12
January 28^th Dream chasers. 9
January 26^th A storm of sh*t. 5
January 24^th One for the weekend from Hell’s gates. 4
January 23^rd TGIF. 4
January 21^st How about a slice of knowledge cake? 8
January 19^th A resolution. 1
January 17^th One for the weekend. 8
January 16^th Curl up in a wordy blanket. 2
January 14^th While you’re reading this, I’m punching a clock. 8
January 12^th Bits and pieces of things and stuff. 6
January 10^th One for the weekend. 0
January 9^th In the land of the broken toys… 8
January 7^th “Hey, are you in Austin right now?” 4
January 5^th It’s around here somewhere. 4
January 3^rd One for the weekend from a year ago today(ish). 0
January 2^nd Year’s end whatever. 4

2014

December 31^st Is it 2015 yet? 3
December 29^th Call it a cop-out, part four. 8
December 27^th One for the weekend. 2
December 22^nd Finding inspiration in old, yet familiar places. 36
December 20^th One for the weekend. 3
December 19^th Sometimes I feel like the world is out to break me. 14
December 17^th “I can’t believe I got so far with a head so empty.” 11
December 15^th You dropped a bomb on me, baby. 1
December 13^th One for the weekend from Brian. 2
December 12^th A feast for the eye(s) and ear(s). 6
December 10^th All Hail The Hail Bag. 5
December 8^th Just sit back and relax. 8
December 6^th A re-do for the weekend. 7
December 5^th King of the garbage heap. 4
December 3^rd Is this thing on? 7
December 1^st Call it a cop-out if you must, part three. 3
November 29^th One for the weekend. 0
November 26^th This just in! I’m preparing to be asleep under a table. 2
November 24^th Assume the position. 12
November 22^nd One for the weekend. 2
November 21^st From the top to the bottom, and back up again. 14
November 19^th Bottoms up. 3
November 17^th Oh, hi. 11
November 15^th One for the weekend from Adam. 0
November 14^th Lets get cracking 6
November 11^th Today, we are experiencing AHTBM 1000th post. 18
November 8^th One for the weekend from Gary. 1
November 5^th Happy Hump Day. 4
November 3^rd No, seriously. Let’s get down to business. 9
November 1^st One for the weekend from Dave. 1
October 31^st End of the month cop-out part two. 4
October 29^th I’m distracted. 10
October 27^th Scream at the sky. 9
October 25^th One for the weekend. 1
October 24^th Broken fences. 1
October 22^nd I work hard. 11
October 20^th It’s like a dream of a dream. 9
October 18^th One for the weekend. 0
October 17^th Rip the cord and start the engine. 5
October 15^th All aboard for a relaxing cruise on the S.S. Heydude. 5
October 13^th A feeling of fulfillment. 7
October 11^th One for the weekend. 1
October 10^th No time for feet dragging. 4
October 8^th What would Crazy Eddie do? 4
October 6^th When I’m alone, I’m the handsomest one in the room. 13
October 4^th One for the weekend from Frank. 2
October 3^rd It’s raining men. 6
October 1^st A pinch of hodge, and a dash of podge. 6
September 29^th ‘Keep Cross(es) Inverted’ or ‘Don’t Forget To Tip Your Waiter’. 4
September 27^th One gigantic nope for the weekend. 7
September 26^th End of the month cop-out part one. 21
September 24^th Are you there Dog? It’s me, Margaret. 5
September 22^nd And now here comes the other half. 5
September 20^th One for the weekend from a group of people who loathe me. 1
September 19^th Today is gonna be half-assed. 6
September 17^th So, it went down like this, part two. 10
September 15^th So, it went down like this, part one. 19
September 13^th One for the weekend. 0
September 10^th A few final things before I go. 8
September 8^th Here comes the deluge. 4
September 6^th One for the weekend from SHUTUPBRIANQUINN. 1
September 5^th Thank you. 7
September 3^rd Heart, meet sleeve. 44
September 1^st Happy Labor Day. 1
August 30^th One for the weekend from 6’7″. 4
August 29^th Keep your eye on the ball. 7
August 27^th Things are getting rocky and rollie around here. 3
August 25^th A thing or two about a thing or two. 1
August 23^rd One for the weekend from Joe Parkin Has Nice Hair. 3
August 22^nd Each new post is like a blank canvas. 16
August 20^th An analytical definition of many small, but potentially profoundly notable individual components. 7
August 18^th Bikes are hard. 10
August 16^th ANOTDERWUN FORDA WEEKEN FROMAT GUY SALLYOFUHDERRALEIGHBIKES. 3
August 15^th An ugly and complicated platter. 5
August 13^th New to you. 4
August 11^th I seriously thought my brain was gonna pop. 5
August 8^th A post that almost wasn’t. 5
August 6^th A quilt of nonsense. 3
August 4^th To make an omelet, you must first crack some eggs. 7
August 2^nd One for the weekend from Jeremy. 1
August 1^st As the dust settles. 5
July 30^th I lied, V.2. 4
July 28^th Like I said on Friday… 2
July 26^th One for the weekend from Cranpa. 0
July 25^th The future is now. 13
July 23^rd Another day, another doll hair, V.2. 4
July 21^st A long road ahead. 9
July 19^th One for the weekend. 1
July 18^th This just in! AHTBM is also kind of a link farm. 4
July 16^th This just in! AHTBM is a bike things website. 20
July 14^th From the beginning to the end and back again. 13
July 9^th The end might be the new beginning. 24
July 7^th And then Monday happened. 4
July 4^th Happy Independence Day. 0
July 2^nd Getting rad is rad. 7
June 30^th ‘My Soul To The Highest Bidder’ or ‘The Art Of Selling Out’. 21
June 28^th One for the weekend. 2
June 27^th Nowhere to go but down, V.4. 19
June 25^th And here we go. 12
June 23^rd I love love. 3
June 20^th All the news that’s fit to print. 4
June 18^th Clocking in again. 8
June 16^th My absence is explainable. 2
June 14^th One for the weekend from Bussmann. 0
June 13^th Forever. 7
June 11^th The rehash of the old hash. 18
June 9^th Party time. 4
June 7^th One for the weekend from Darren. 3
June 6^th Word stew. 7
June 4^th Don’t forget to breathe. 14
June 2^nd What’s left, plus the kitchen sink. 8
May 31^st One for the weekend. 3
May 30^th Let’s do this. 2
May 28^th Good morning. 6
May 26^th No excuses, ifs, ands, or butts. 9
May 24^th One for the weekend. 0
May 21^st Dropping the ball. 7
May 19^th Monday, Monday. 3
May 17^th One for the weekend. 5
May 16^th Good golly, Miss Molly. 11
May 14^th Darkened doorways. 2
May 12^th Come hither. 9
May 10^th One for the weekend. 2
May 9^th Digital vomit, V.2. 6
May 7^th Little news for big minds. 19
May 5^th Thank goodness for small miracles. 3
May 3^rd One for the weekend from Jason. 0
May 2^nd Namaste, you big dummies. 4
April 30^th Hilariously frustrated. 6
April 28^th Stuff and Things and Junk and Stuff. 9
April 26^th One for the weekend from Jenn. 1
April 25^th This just in! It’s totally the day after Thursday! 8
April 23^rd This just in! I have dirt in my hair! 20
April 21^st This just in! It was Easter! 8
April 19^th One for the weekend from Captain Sportif. 3
April 18^th Nowhere to go but down, V.3 2
April 16^th Everybody’s a winner. 21
April 13^th Why totally do today what you can totally do tomorrow? 5
April 12^th One for the weekend. 1
April 11^th Here- Hold this. 8
April 9^th Happy (air) hump day. 2
April 7^th It’s the clothes that make the (wo)man, not the other way around. 13
April 5^th One for the weekend from Phomma. 0
April 3^rd Letter bombs. 7
April 2^nd Tomorrow is now. 5
March 31^st Same song, different headache. 3
March 29^th One for the weekend. 1
March 28^th *Important matters of importance. 1
March 26^th A mixture of the magnificent and the mundane. 1
March 24^th We think we are who I think we are who we think we are. 15
March 22^nd One for the weekend. 3
March 19^th Another day, another puzzle. 5
March 19^th Time travel is rough on the body. 16
March 17^th Take a hike, Monday. 5
March 15^th Very literally, ONE for the weekend. 2
March 14^th Oh, hi. 8
March 12^th Comfortably numb. 5
March 9^th Tripping balls. 6
March 8^th One for the weekend from Watts. 0
March 6^th A random bout of random randomness. 7
March 5^th It’s Wednesday. 11
March 3^rd Two wrongs don’t make a right. 7
March 1^st One for the weekend. 2
February 28^th News of the Narcissatti. 14
February 26^th NEERRRDS! 15
February 24^th The beginning of the end of the beginning. 6
February 22^nd One for the weekend. 2
February 21^st Don’t hate each other because we’re beautiful. 4
February 17^th Happy late Dead White Guy Day. 11
February 17^th Awwwwwww……. 13
February 15^th One for the weekend. 3
February 14^th Happy I Hate Everyone Around Me Who Happens To Be In A Happy And Healthy Relationship Day. 8
February 12^th Letters from the road. 3
February 9^th Writing the bloggingness is not unlike living the life of Sisyphus. 5
February 8^th One for the weekend from Adam. 2
February 7^th Quotes that are quotable. 5
February 5^th It’s all downhill from here. 19
February 3^rd Five days packed into two. 5
February 1^st One for the weekend. 3
January 31^st It’s one of those days. 11
January 29^th Back to business again as usual, like always. 12
January 27^th I’m a scoundrel and a liar. 15
January 25^th One for the weekend. 6
January 13^th Be back at o’dark thirty. 21
January 11^th One for the weekend from Mike. 2
January 10^th Insert marginally clever post title here. 15
January 8^th It’s gonna be one of those days. 7
January 6^th Because perfection doesn’t happen overnight. 5
January 4^th One for the weekend from Matt. 3
January 3^rd Because day before yesterday was the day after the first day of the rest of your life. 6

2013

December 30^th Oi Gubna- Care for a quickie? 6
December 29^th One for the weekend. 1
December 27^th Did everyone have a happy holiday time? 10
December 25^th Arybody got they own kind of holiday celebration. 4
December 23^rd Getting all jammed up full of holiday spirit is a Christmas miracle. 3
December 22^nd One for the weekend. 0
December 20^th On this day in history. 5
December 16^th The black magic of moving stairs and other thoughts. 7
December 16^th “It’ll take more than a squirt of piss to put out a fire.” 14
December 14^th One for the weekend. 1
December 12^th It’s a new whirled odor. 11
December 11^th A veritable roller coaster of emotions. 6
December 9^th I’m often times down, but will never be out. 20
December 7^th One for the weekend. 4
December 5^th Here comes the corn.™ 8
December 4^th High Five Day is the new Hump Day. 14
December 1^st Back at it with artisanal axes and plungers to grind. 5
November 30^th One for the weekend. 1
November 29^th What was old is new again. 7
November 26^th The fog is thick. 7
November 21^st Whoooowhooo! Here comes the hangover train. 9
November 20^th Proof that I can write an entire post while completely drunk. 10
November 18^th WWDD? 6
November 16^th One for the weekend from Joshua. 2
November 13^th Motivation comes in many forms. 7
November 12^th So like I was saying… 12
November 11^th It was the vest of times, it was the burst of times. 0
November 8^th Back in the saddle. 13
November 6^th On your marks- Get set- Party. 5
November 3^rd And now for something I hope you’ll really like. 3
November 2^nd One for the weekend from Anna. 1
November 1^st ‘A swing and a miss’, or ‘costumes that haven’t fit since swimsuit season’. 3
October 30^th A shitshow by any other name. 9
October 23^rd The days of our lives for all my children. 7
October 19^th “We want to send you on some kind of mountain bike adventure.” 28
October 19^th One for the weekend from Gary. 1
October 18^th “The first sign of recovery after riding the Roubaix is being able to pee.” 7
October 12^th One for the weekend. 1
October 10^th This might be goodbye forever. 10
October 8^th Where have all the good times gone? 10
October 6^th Cause there’s some stuff on the internet. 9
October 5^th One for the weekend. 2
October 3^rd Do you like apples? 2
October 2^nd No time for tears. 6
September 29^th Bikes are awesome and bikes are dumb. 12
September 28^th One for the weekend. 5
September 25^th It’s a puzzle with no matching pieces. 8
September 25^th As the dust settles. 6
September 21^st I don’t dislike Interbike as much as I simply loathe it. 15
September 21^st One for the weekend. 5
September 16^th “You’re a flaky ass flake.” 4
September 13^th Words to live by. 10
September 11^th Two people can keep a secret when one of them is dead. 5
September 7^th One for the weekend from Andy. 1
September 6^th Today’s like tomorrow if it were yesterday. 3
September 3^rd I lied. 9
September 2^nd More of the same, but different. 5
August 31^st One for the weekend from Capital Soulcraft. 0
August 28^th Playing ketchup. 7
August 28^th Aaaaaand we’re done. 6
August 26^th All of this is potentially beginning to make sense to someone. 15
August 23^rd It’s Friday. I still have no pants on. 4
August 21^st “An entire post written with no pants on.” 11
August 19^th On the road. 2
August 17^th One for the weekend. 0
August 16^th One last post before I take my typing finger on the road. 6
August 14^th I’m buried alive. 3
August 12^th I woulda had a mail bag post for the day… 2
August 10^th One for the weekend. 0
August 9^th At the conclusion of both doing and saying, there will be neither that which needs to be done or said left to do. 7
August 7^th I don’t know what I’m doing! Now in real time! 9
August 5^th This just in! I’m gone again, but not really. 9
August 3^rd One for the weekend. 4
August 2^nd It’s hard to get the scoop. 8
July 31^st Part duex- Running on fumes and tolerating every minute of it. 6
July 29^th Running on fumes and loving every minute of it. 4
July 27^th One for the weekend. 2
July 22^nd A finite set of answers for an infinite number of questions. 6
July 20^th One for the weekend. 1
July 19^th Almost 100% bike related fodder. 14
July 16^th The weight of the world. 27
July 15^th Kinda like perfect organization… 10
July 13^th One for the weekend from Shane. 0
July 12^th Binary snotitorium. 6
July 9^th The mail bag is dead. 6
July 8^th Difficult to type with my elbows. 9
July 6^th One for the weekend from Joe. 0
July 5^th So you blew off a bunch of your bits and pieces yesterday? 0
July 3^rd If you’re like me, you like to eat sandwiches. 10
July 1^st Get down and stay down. 9
June 29^th One for the weekend from Newt. 1
June 28^th On the wagon, and into the sunset. 8
June 26^th With every turn of the screw… 5
June 21^st Putin doesn’t get one because he’s a dick. 4
June 19^th This just in! I’m on vacation! 8
June 17^th Put your hands upon my hand’s hands. 10
June 15^th Some inspiration for the weekend. 9
June 14^th Good gravy, it’s another post. 11
June 12^th “If you resist shooting for the stars, you’ll never have far to fall.” 10
June 10^th An analog boy in a digital world. 7
June 8^th Some OCD for the weekend. 1
June 7^th Gang a Bong. 8
June 5^th Füd for thought. 7
June 2^nd Vacation, all I ever wanted. Vacation, had to get away- 16
June 1^st One for the weekend from Brian. 3
May 27^th Wadding up the proverbial paper and shooting for the trash can. 6
May 27^th Every year I say the same thing. 5
May 25^th One for the weekend. 4
May 24^th Back to polishing turds. 5
May 22^nd You can never go home again, except for when you do. 14
May 17^th The train is leaving the station. 9
May 14^th A shortsortment of mantras, tantrums, and vacuums. 4
May 13^th Never forget. 8
May 11^th One for the weekend. 1
May 9^th Because only crazy people don’t like to party. 6
May 8^th An overflowing vessel of information. 3
May 6^th Another Monday morning news flash. 8
May 4^th One for the weekend from Nick. 4
May 3^rd Beating a dead horse. 6
May 1^st Because I only sometimes break a promise. 15
April 25^th By the time you read this, I will be on an airplane. 10
April 24^th Because this week I’m still in dire need of something good. 13
April 22^nd Picking up the pieces. 13
April 20^th One for the weekend from Joe. 1
April 19^th NEWS FLASH! 2
April 16^th Running out of gas. 12
April 15^th A vat of crappy stew. 2
April 13^th One for the weekend from Newt. 1
April 12^th Fill ‘er up. 11
April 9^th Welcome to another house of cards. 11
April 8^th “We didn’t go to college, or finish high school.” 9
April 6^th One for the weekend from Nick. 2
April 5^th As promised. 10
April 3^rd Something for everyone. 13
March 30^th Heaven above, Hell below. 10
March 30^th One for the weekend. 4
March 28^th Mind your peas and queues. 9
March 27^th “Boom”, said the dynamite. 3
March 22^nd Fist pumps and air humps. 12
March 20^th Because we like to party. 9
March 18^th And that’s all she wrote. 19
March 16^th One for the weekend from Nick. 4
March 15^th Spring cleaning. 13
March 13^th Making quick work of the mail bag. 5
March 11^th From here to eternity with a quick detour through the park. 14
March 9^th One for the weekend from Captain Sportif. 4
March 8^th “Wisdom and moustaches… 14
March 6^th Abre Tu Boca… 17
March 4^th Fear and loathing. 11
March 2^nd One for the weekend from Captain Sportif. 5
February 27^th “Don’t you dare live your cliché around me.” 11
February 23^rd Putting the anal somewhere in ‘artisanal’. 11
February 23^rd One for the weekend from The Whore Church. 1
February 22^nd Continuing thoughts on unimportant matters. 14
February 20^th All the ‘Epic’® you need in one place. 36
February 18^th Among other things, I’m a liar. 7
February 16^th One for the weekend- “There’s Something In The Water In The UK…. 6
February 15^th Get ready for round two. 3
February 13^th Cream of the crap. 12
February 11^th Better living through chemistry. 20
February 9^th One for the weekend from Col. 0
February 5^th When last we were together. 18
February 5^th I left my heart in Louisville. 8
January 30^th Until we meet again. 8
January 28^th It’s all fun and games. 15
January 26^th One for the weekend from DunkDee. 0
January 25^th The beautiful people aren’t necessarily. 7
January 21^st Leaving no turn unstoned. 8
January 20^th Nowhere to go but down. 7
January 19^th It’s a very special occurrence, for the weekend. 10
January 18^th The shock heard ’round the world. 15
January 14^th Do you believe in magic? 13
January 14^th Failure makes the heart grow fonder. 20
January 12^th One for the weekend from Bob. 4
January 11^th Rhymes with ‘footbags’. 15
January 9^th Cool is as cool does. 6
January 7^th A steady diet of nothing, part two. 22
January 5^th One for the weekend from Newt. 0
January 4^th Are you picking up what I’m laying down? 10
January 2^nd Tomorrow’s the second day of the rest of your life. 4

2012

December 31^st Top ten best images from 2012. 12
December 26^th One for today and forever. 0
December 24^th Merry Crassmas. 4
December 22^nd One for the weekend from Luce. 8
December 19^th End times by any other name. 10
December 19^th Fanning the flames of mild unrest. 7
December 16^th The T.V. party’s been canceled. 20
December 15^th One for the weekend. 2
December 14^th Are you there God? It’s me, Marginal. 7
December 12^th A whole lot of fun stuff. 11
December 9^th A little fear is a good thing. 29
December 8^th One for the weekend from Christian. 0
December 6^th Words to live by. 6
December 5^th The truth is in black and white. 19
December 3^rd ‘Parts is parts.’ 3
December 1^st Two for the weekend from Matt and Peter. 3
November 30^th A plate of garbage. 18
November 28^th First things first. 14
November 26^th Giving thanks. 4
November 24^th One for the weekend from Andy. 1
November 23^rd From our home to yours… 0
November 21^st Getting ‘shredded’ will send one on some unexpected turns. 13
November 19^th Monday’s hazy headed mish mash. 10
November 17^th One for the weekend from DuncDee the freak magnet. 4
November 16^th “Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes.” -D. Bowie 19
November 12^th An entire post dedicated to the letters H and D. 14
November 11^th Spreading a message for the people, to the people and about the people. 15
November 10^th One for the weekend from Tyler. 2
November 9^th The wall lies. 8
November 5^th Same song, different day. 23
November 4^th Bike-blogging is very serious business. 6
November 3^rd One for the weekend from Kyle. 1
October 31^st “It’s not an adventure until something goes wrong.” -Yvon Chouinard 7
October 31^st Where does one start when there’s no beginning? 15
October 31^st Malfunction junction. 5
October 27^th One for the weekend from Newt. 5
October 25^th FREE CHUEY! 6
October 24^th Until next time. 10
October 21^st Teaching old dogs new tricks. 3
October 20^th One for the weekend from the archives. 3
October 19^th A comfy place for kings and queens. 13
October 17^th Paying attention is another form of commerce. 19
October 15^th broken hearts are soothed by open skies. 11
October 13^th One for the weekend from Captain Sporty Pants. 1
October 12^th Back into the mines of Candy Mountain. 14
October 10^th Working in the coal mine. 7
October 8^th There will be time to rest when you’re dead. 13
October 6^th One for the weekend. 1
October 5^th EVERYTHING MUST GO! 9
October 3^rd I’m addicted to negativity. 18
October 1^st Come for the sandwiches, stay for the confusion. 10
September 29^th One for the weekend from Jeremy. 1
September 28^th Do you like to make party? I like to make party. 4
September 26^th Now where was I? 14
September 23^rd My head is in a fog. 18
September 22^nd One for the weekend from Mary. 2
September 17^th Monday is German for ‘bummer’. 11
September 15^th One for the weekend. 3
September 14^th Big trouble in Little China. 9
September 11^th NEWS FLASH! 28
September 10^th Letters from the road. 16
September 8^th One for the weekend. 5
September 7^th The mail bag’s a total drag? 8
September 4^th A science experiment of sorts. 15
September 1^st One (and stuff) for the weekend. 4
August 31^st Here we go again. 27
August 30^th A very special ‘Wednesday and a half’ post 7
August 29^th “Ugh… Looks like it’s time to burn the blue flame.” 17
August 27^th When last we were together. 19
August 17^th Until we meet again. 16
August 15^th Another day, another doll hair. 18
August 13^th Because who don’t like things about mountain bikecycles and stuff? 23
August 11^th One for the weekend. 2
August 10^th We are pretty people who like pretty things. 8
August 6^th Feats of strength. 12
August 5^th Another day, another chance to be awesome. 12
August 4^th One for the weekend. 1
August 3^rd Ruining some things for somebody… 6
August 1^st Now that we have that taken care of, let’s attend to some business. 8
July 30^th Aaaand I’m back, part two. 13
July 28^th One for the weekend from Vernor. 1
July 27^th Aaaand, I’m back. 19
July 26^th Grab a bucket of pop corn and crack open your mind. 20
July 21^st One for the weekend from Cary. 8
July 20^th Hello and goodbye. 10
July 17^th Another day, another brawler. 19
July 16^th Lurkings, jerkings and inner-workings. 6
July 14^th One for the weekend from Frank. 0
July 13^th Murmurings from the depths. 5
July 11^th A good farmer always knows when to turn over the dirt. 17
July 9^th Getting the scoop. 7
July 7^th One for the weekend. 2
July 5^th Oh internet, what are you going to do next? 36
July 4^th Happy American Pyrotechnics Day. 4
July 2^nd Monday, Monday. 8
June 30^th One for the weekend from Cornelius. 2
June 29^th As the proverbial clouds part. 6
June 26^th A bullet train to Drunkingham, part eleventeen. 8
June 25^th It’s because of this that there’s no post today. 0
June 23^rd Two for the weekend. 4
June 21^st Heaven can wait. 7
June 20^th Regurgitation Nation. 17
June 18^th Another day in the salt mines. 13
June 16^th One for the weekend from Lucho and SkullKrusher. 4
June 15^th Players, naysayers and old fashion g’dayers. 11
June 13^th First we’ll cover some stuff, and then we’ll cover some things. 9
June 7^th Angry letters. 35
June 6^th “I want to be stereotyped. I want to be classified.” -Milo Aukerman 17
June 6^th Another crappy day in the salt mines. 0
June 4^th The lesser of two evils. 10
June 2^nd One for the weekend. 3
June 1^st Bits, pieces, and other stuff. 22
May 30^th Wednesday is all you need until Friday. 26
May 28^th I’ve said it before. 2
May 26^th One for the weekend from Colin. 3
May 25^th From mice to men and back again. 7
May 23^rd Gifts from grumpy old men. 24
May 21^st These are the hands that heal. 6
May 19^th One for the weekend from Jason. 15
May 18^th When one’s cup of apathy runneth over. 11
May 16^th Bad taste is relative. 20
May 14^th What a meltdown looks like. 8
May 12^th One for the weekend. 7
May 11^th An avalanche of unprecedented proportions. 9
May 9^th Another day, another chance to get refreshed. 15
May 7^th A properly balanced diet, 21
May 5^th One for the weekend from Neil. 3
May 4^th Just a regular old day in the mailbag. 9
April 30^th A random smattering of randomness, V.266. 17
April 30^th We’re surrounded by racists, amoral dirtbags and other undesirables. 9
April 28^th One for the weekend from Ben. 2
April 27^th Throw your money here. 27
April 25^th We have some stuff to cover. 11
April 23^rd Seeing a man about a horse. 14
April 21^st One for the weekend from Matt. 5
April 20^th A second and probably last chance to be sexy. 13
April 18^th Tales from the new West. 19
April 16^th “Maybe you should refocus on bikes, and bike related things.” 52
April 14^th One for the weekend from Anonymous. 9
April 13^th Lights! Camera! Achoo! 16
April 11^th Stupid cyclists. 33
April 9^th Matters of a heart that is shaped like a cobble. 15
April 7^th One for the weekend from Joe. 1
April 6^th The week’s curtain is falling. 19
April 3^rd It has been said… 7
April 2^nd Just another day in the office. 14
March 31^st One for the weekend. 2
March 30^th The slippery slope is a slippery one. 13
March 28^th Your Wednesday morning attitude adjuster. 16
March 26^th Oh dear Portland, you turned the screws on me again. 9
March 24^th One for the weekend. 6
March 23^rd The internet is rarely wrong. 10
March 21^st Once upon a time… 9
March 19^th Time to load our plates up with the good stuff. 14
March 17^th One for the weekend from Chris. 2
March 16^th Oh… I was wrong again. 6
March 14^th Celebrate. 17
March 12^th A post by any other name. 10
March 10^th One for the weekend from Dylan. 3
March 9^th “I’m digging in the dirt to find the places I got hurt.” 6
March 7^th “Whiskey bottles and brand new cars; oak tree you’re in my way.” 16
March 5^th I went to NAHBS and all I got was this lousy hangover, part two. 12
March 5^th I went to NAHBS and all I got was this lousy hangover. 6
March 2^nd I found what I was looking for when I wasn’t looking. 18
February 29^th Alice Horton ain’t got nothin’ on me. 15
February 24^th “Have you seen her face? She’s got a face that could stop a clock.” 12
February 22^nd “Persuaded, paraded, inebriated, and down.” 14
February 20^th Tom Thumb, Tom Cushman or Tom Foolery. I date women on T.V. with the help of Chuck Woolery. 14
February 18^th One for the weekend. 3
February 17^th Living in å lånd öf måny milks and hönëy. 20
February 13^th A funny thing happened to me on the way to the bloggings. 1
February 11^th One for the weekend. 3
February 10^th What comes around, keeps going around. 6
February 8^th It hurts to be this awesome. 2
February 6^th Kind of business as usual. 13
February 4^th One for the weekend from Liz. 5
February 3^rd “Which one of y’all hit me?” -Detective James Carter 5
February 1^st A mix of the sad and the happy. 11
January 30^th As I peel back the layers of my life. 18
January 28^th One for the weekend. 10
January 27^th Every office space needs a swinging tire and a basket of bananas. 21
January 25^th One foot in front of the next. 12
January 21^st I have a tiny Y chromosome, hear me roar. 7
January 21^st One for the weekend from Ghostship Matt. 7
January 20^th I’m here to deliver the messages. 9
January 19^th Blackout with your sack out. 9
January 16^th It was a Sammy Hagar weekend. 9
January 14^th One for the weekend from Sally. 2
January 13^th We have ‘here’ and we have ‘there’, and what lies in between. 16
January 11^th Stepping off into the abyss that is Wednesday. 8
January 9^th A visual stew concocted entirely of hodgepodge and mish mash. 8
January 7^th One for the weekend from Jeff. 0
January 7^th One for the weekend from Kurtz. 0
January 6^th Putting the ‘blitz’ in Blitzkrieg Bop. 11
January 4^th Open your grasp and say “whhaaa!?” 5
January 2^nd From erogenous zones to fashionable boots, I get all my news from one source. 6
January 1^st One for the weekend. 3

2011

December 31^st One for the weekend. 0
December 30^th Ok… This year I’m committed. 1
December 28^th What the internet occasionally taketh away in time, it sometimes giveth back in bounty. 7
December 24^th Happy Holidays and stuff. 0
December 23^rd A quilt work of a hodgepodge of a mishmash of stuff. 13
December 21^st As we depart on yet another journey, 5
December 19^th 99% bicycle related fodder. 9
December 17^th One for this weekend and all that follow. 3
December 16^th Just a little off the top. 19
December 14^th Buckle up for a totally mediocre ride. 3
December 12^th Mondays are like Fridays. 2
December 10^th One for the weekend from Andy. 2
December 9^th It’s a grab bag of underwhelming proportions. 23
December 7^th “Gimme somethin’ to write on, man.” -D.L. Roth 7
November 30^th Back to business as usual. 18
November 28^th Oh folks, it looks like we’ve got a scandle to handle. 57
November 26^th One for the weekend from Dan. 2
November 25^th This is a public service announcement. 7
November 24^th Thankful to give thanks. 18
November 22^nd Ok, now… What the hell just happened? 21
November 21^st It was a mud and alcohol fueled weekend. 5
November 19^th One for the weekend. 4
November 18^th Sometimes you just gotta get away. 17
November 16^th “Ever since you’ve been riding single speeds, your life has been on a path of self destruction.” 5
November 14^th It’s like a Purple Haze®, except it’s made of cheap beer, dirt, vodka, and aluminum shavings. 8
November 12^th One for the weekend from Andy. 6
November 9^th It’s Wednesday. Again. 9
November 7^th My smirk’s costume is a grimace. 12
November 5^th One for the weekend. 13
November 4^th Yet again, the sack’s stuffed to the brim. 3
November 2^nd November coming fire. 6
October 31^st Today’s gonna be both short and sweet. 1
October 29^th Two for the weekend. 6
October 28^th A bit more month-end hodgepodge. 6
October 26^th Shrug-gedaboutit. 8
October 24^th So happy together. 13
October 22^nd One for the weekend. 2
October 19^th Well wasn’t Monday a tough pill to swallow? 7
October 17^th For a limited time only perhaps, a low low price! 20
October 15^th One for the weekend. 5
October 14^th Today is a big day. 9
October 12^th Like split pee soup, I tells you. 10
October 10^th Bottom of the barrel, but looking up. 9
October 8^th One for the weekend. 6
October 7^th Yesterday’s news, today. 26
October 5^th This is a bicycle and bicycle related site, dammit. 11
October 3^rd Reflection Junction, what’s your function? 11
October 1^st One for the weekend from Ghostship Matt. 7
September 29^th A tale about a place and some things, part two. 12
September 28^th Brand new All Hail The Black Market kits. 7
September 27^th A tale about a place and some things, part one. 7
September 21^st What happened in Vegas stayed there, part two. 10
September 19^th What happened in Vegas stayed there, part one. 12
September 17^th A year old one for the weekend. 6
September 14^th The hornets have gone back home. 8
September 12^th Now I went and kicked the hornet’s nest. 32
September 12^th Back on the trolly 2
September 10^th One for the weekend from Jimmy. 5
September 9^th A whole lotta shaking going on. 4
September 7^th Bikes, trikes, and rusty toe spikes. 11
September 5^th Sequestered is as sequestered does. 8
September 3^rd One for the weekend from Cornelius. 5
September 2^nd Less mad about not much stuff. 11
August 31^st So mad about so much stuff. 18
August 29^th On a rope, on a rope, got me hanging on a rope. 8
August 27^th One for the weekend from Sally. 1
August 26^th I brush my teeth with a fork and spoon. 6
August 24^th Happy damn birthday to me. 16
August 22^nd Why, hello there Friday (Part 2) 8
August 20^th One for the weekend. 1
August 19^th Why, hello there Friday (Part 1) 14
August 10^th Until our paths cross again. 7
August 8^th The fire that burns in my heart is a hot one. 11
August 6^th One for the weekend from Thrones. 10
August 5^th I’m like, a writer about stuff and stuff. 3
August 3^rd Segues, segways, and cegweiz. 8
August 1^st Very exciting things for very exciting people. 6
July 30^th One for the weekend from Keys. 1
July 29^th Some things about some stuff. 2
July 27^th I talk a pretty good game. 6
July 22^nd I’m outta here. 8
July 20^th It’s hard to find inspiration in painkillers. 5
July 18^th A grab bag of the whatnot and such. 2
July 16^th One for the weekend. 0
July 15^th Handsome is as handsome does. 11
July 13^th “Something controversial about cyclists”. 13
July 11^th Monday Morning Ultraman. 5
July 11^th The one in the mirror is who’s out to get me. 1
July 8^th Ain’t no party like a Friday party. 5
July 6^th Several important matters. 34
July 5^th Happy 5th. 2
July 4^th Happy 4th. 4
July 2^nd One for the weekend from Dan. 5
July 1^st New dresses and dance shoes for everyone. 7
June 29^th Staring, steering and stairing. 3
June 27^th Ruining everything is a full time job. 12
June 24^th Moving right along 9
June 22^nd A post as a reflection. 6
June 20^th Sürprize, sürprize. 12
June 18^th One for the weekend from Lanolin. 9
June 17^th I’ve been absconded. 6
June 15^th A job at the looking glass. 7
June 13^th Feel free to make yourself comfortable. 4
June 11^th One for the weekend. 2
June 10^th A fat man in little pants. 4
June 8^th When you’re busy playing grab ass, sometimes the world sneaks up on you. 3
June 6^th Showing up to class armed with my own apple and dunce cap. 6
June 4^th One for the weekend from Jenny. 4
June 2^nd If you gotta get from point A to point J or K, you might as well do it in style. 10
May 31^st Rhymes with ‘your hair smells like bologna’. 2
May 30^th If I was in charge… 3
May 28^th One for the weekend. 6
May 26^th Waiting by a phone that I’m afraid will never ring. 15
May 25^th A thousand yard stare across a long and dirty. 9
May 23^rd Talk about getting caught with your pants down. 14
May 21^st One for the weekend from DPow! 9
May 20^th “Hey, you wanna go on an adventure?” 7
May 18^th Once upon a time… 5
May 16^th Open up your heart and you’ll risk getting a bunch of dirt and bugs and stuff in there. 25
May 14^th One for the weekend. 3
May 13^th The good is great, and the bad is crushing. 29
May 11^th It’s Humpday, man. 11
May 9^th Mondays are the kind of party I don’t want to attend. 4
May 7^th One for the weekend from Chad. 9
May 6^th A standard array of Black Market endorsed crap. 7
May 4^th The sickness has fled the scene. 18
May 2^nd I’d totally have a post for today, if it were not for the fact that I think I might be dying. 10
April 30^th One for the weekend from El Lucho. 4
April 29^th This is a bicycle machine related website. 6
April 27^th Hugs, drugs and a mention of bed bugs. 8
April 25^th High on life, your wife, and Barny Fife. 10
April 23^rd Some Turbojugend for the weekend. 3
April 22^nd I live in the future. 21
April 20^th Inspiration is sometimes born from curious circumstances. 10
April 18^th More mishmash than you could shake a stick at. 21
April 16^th One for the weekend from CFO. 6
April 15^th Don’t cry for me, Art Gentina. 3
April 12^th So much time, so little memory. 9
April 11^th As the world turns. 14
April 6^th I run a bicycle related website. Today I will talk about bicycles. 3
April 4^th A half truth is still a lie that’s half true. 7
April 2^nd One for the weekend. 5
April 1^st A post for today and forever. 25
March 30^th What’s in a name? 15
March 28^th Oh.. Sweet. It’s raining again. 15
March 26^th One for the weekend from The Bike Snob. 3
March 25^th If this is all that shows up on Friday.. 6
March 22^nd Which one of y’all hit me? 10
March 21^st I went to the San Francisco custom bike show and all I got was this stupid hangover. 8
March 19^th One for the weekend from Mr. Blacksocks. 1
March 18^th Leave room for seconds. 6
March 16^th Tools come in all shapes and sizes. 20
March 14^th “My glass was half full, but some jackass came along and drank it.” 13
March 12^th One for the weekend from CFO. 1
March 11^th Mixing while we’re matching. 6
March 9^th Between The Rock and a head case. 10
March 7^th STFU, cause it’s time for the SOTU. 7
March 5^th One for the weekend from F.O.A.M.. 5
March 4^th The Tax Man cometh, and other ruminations. 16
March 2^nd Working twice as hard to be half as good. 6
February 28^th My hamburger shaped spaceship has returned just in time for Monday. 14
February 26^th One for the weekend from Snakebite. 6
February 25^th Politics are back on the shelf. Nearly an entire post dedicated to the art of being drunk. 10
February 23^rd Short and not at all sweet. 34
February 21^st Just some thoughts off the top of my.. Um.. What’s that thing called again? 5
February 19^th One for the weekend from Uma. 7
February 18^th Less reading, more watching. 8
February 16^th *Driver not included. 9
February 14^th Another random selection of some this and some that. 7
February 12^th One for the weekend from Cornelius. 8
February 11^th Ego don’t sentio tardus. 5
February 9^th Gold stars for like, nearly everybody. 5
February 7^th QUIZ TIME! 9
February 5^th One for the weekend from Lucho. 15
February 4^th If God had wanted us to walk on our hands, she would have called them ‘feet’. 8
February 2^nd WWBRD? 8
January 31^st A serious of ruminations regarding vocations, occasions, and brocations. 8
January 29^th One for the weekend. 1
January 26^th A fist rolled across the keyboard spells ‘lok,imjuv8gy7r5c’. 10
January 26^th Yeah, I was right. There’s not gonna be a post today. 8
January 22^nd One for the weekend from Carl. 0
January 19^th Later dogs. 6
January 17^th Party. 8
January 15^th One for the weekend. 7
January 14^th Ego don’t sentio tardus. 6
January 12^th The cat is way out of the bag. 13
January 10^th “Your taste in music sucks.” 6
January 8^th One for the weekend from Tanner. 2
January 7^th Third hourglass for 2011. 17
January 5^th A new, New Year’s Resolution. 10
January 3^rd Like sands through the hourglass. 21
January 1^st One for the weekend. 5

2010

December 31^st Nappy Jew Year! 11
December 29^th Vacation motivation. 9
December 27^th One for the circular file. 8
December 25^th From your friend(s) at All Hail The Black Market. 3
December 22^nd Scrapings from beneath the proverbial shoe. 6
December 20^th Nothing but good vibes, bro. 10
December 18^th One for the weekend. 10
December 17^th Nut punches and high fives from every direction. 17
December 15^th “Wrap yo’self ’round my leg and let’s see what there is to discuss.” 8
December 13^th I have one of these. 7
December 11^th One for the weekend from Newt. 17
December 10^th Organizing one’s thoughts proves to be difficult when one has lost their mind. 8
December 6^th I need a soul massage. 11
December 4^th One for the weekend from Christopher. 3
December 3^rd A train wreck by any other name.. 10
December 1^st Life within the confines of a fishbowl. 25
November 29^th A pinch of pictures, and a smattering of words. 6
November 27^th One for the weekend. 0
November 26^th No one is at work today, therefore no one is reading this. 4
November 24^th Some observations on planned obsolescence. 24
November 22^nd A whole lot of references to man parts. 5
November 20^th One for the weekend from Ghostship Matt. 2
November 19^th Don’t hate me because I’m bieütiful. 6
November 17^th Hey.. I’ll tell ya.. 5
November 14^th And on the eighth day, God created neurotic, type A wing nuts. 24
November 13^th One for the weekend from Dahlonega Wheelworks. 4
November 12^th Are You There Friday? It’s Me, Margaret. 7
November 10^th Madness rhyming with radness. 11
November 8^th Picking it up, and putting it back down again. 9
November 5^th One for the weekend. 5
November 5^th Play ball>Take ball home. 11
November 3^rd Bore-dumb. 7
November 1^st In space, no one can hear you ice cream. 6
October 30^th Some for the weekend. 4
October 29^th A sideshow of mish mash, hodgepodge and brick a brack. 2
October 27^th The world doesn’t stop spinning for nothin’. 22
October 25^th I got my shit together but forgot where I put it. 4
October 23^rd One for the weekend from Spencer 0
October 20^th Because everybody needs a good cry. 17
October 18^th Arybody’s got they own kind of bachelor party. 6
October 16^th One for the weekend from Newt. 3
October 15^th Clever scientists need not apply. 20
October 13^th Hodge Podge B’Godge. 13
October 11^th Sometimes staying on the ball is easier than it sounds. 4
October 9^th One for the weekend from Robert. 5
October 8^th Technology got me down. 8
October 6^th A post almost entirely dedicated to the beautiful people. 10
October 4^th Trust me. I’m a professional. 8
October 2^nd One for the weekend from Brian. 5
October 1^st It’s a mish mash, but with fewer Ms and As and more Ts. 11
September 29^th When the wheels come off the wagon. 6
September 27^th If a bomb goes off, and everyone’s too drunk to hear it, does it make any noise? 14
September 25^th One for the weekend from Frank. 1
September 22^nd What gets murdered in Vegas, stays in Vegas. 10
September 20^th Shaking the sheets. 6
September 18^th One for the weekend from Nick. 0
September 17^th A whole lot of shanking going on. 5
September 15^th Absence makes the heart grow fonder. 20
September 13^th Just back in the door. 9
September 4^th One for the weekend, and pretty much the next ten days from Colin. 13
September 3^rd Fridays are like a handsome child. 7
September 1^st Swing and a miss and a swing and a miss. 17
August 30^th What’s in a phrase? 5
August 28^th One for the weekend. 2
August 27^th Oh holy hell. 17
August 25^th I have a tight sack. 13
August 23^rd A hair sandwich with a side of fries. 4
August 21^st One for the weekend from Andy. 0
August 21^st One for the weekend. 11
August 20^th “Remember Danny – Two wrongs don’t make a right but three rights make a left.” 6
August 18^th From the top there’s nowhere to go but down. 7
August 16^th Parker Stevenson is twice the man of Shawn Cassidy. 18
August 14^th One for the weekend. 4
August 13^th Tied to a chair by Al Gore’s internet. 10
August 11^th Fuzzy man, fuzzy woman.. Fuzzy baby. 31
August 9^th I refuse to be in this hell alone. 13
August 7^th One for the weekend. 6
August 6^th Because the first act was such a rousing success.. 16
August 4^th Take a fist full and (try to) call me in the morning. 9
August 2^nd Vivo in intenta est morior sulum dies. 17
July 31^st One for the weekend from JGH. 2
July 30^th Get down, get down. 6
July 28^th Pete and repeat. 8
July 26^th A view from the barrel’s bottom. 10
July 23^rd Sweep the leg, wing, and breast, Johnny. 10
July 22^nd Keep the good times rolling. 11
July 19^th When in Florida. 12
July 17^th One for the weekend from Ghostship Matt. 2
July 15^th “When you talk it’s like a rolling boulder” 6
July 13^th ‘Arybody’s got ‘they own kind of comfort zone. 20
July 12^th Vacation’s been lovely. 5
July 10^th One for the weekend from Peter. 3
July 9^th Hal. Leigh. Lou. Yeah. 14
July 6^th ‘Hey, hoe’ or ‘arybody’s got they own kind of perspective’ 15
July 5^th White knuckling the keyboard. 4
July 3^rd One for the weekend from Duncan. 6
July 2^nd Please… 6
June 30^th Schizophrenia is the new high five. 10
June 28^th Arybody’s got they own kind of work ethic. 8
June 27^th Not good. Not good at all. 5
June 26^th One for the weekend. 5
June 24^th Good lord what have I done? 15
June 23^rd ‘It’s been a long time coming’ or ‘you’re full of kit’. 16
June 21^st Rhymes with ‘pippin’. 11
June 19^th One for the weekend from John. 6
June 16^th Getting rad is rad. 1
June 16^th Picking it up, laying it down, and picking it up again. 27
June 14^th Rock and Rollah. 16
June 12^th One for the weekend from John. 0
June 10^th Making magic like Doug Henning. 13
June 8^th Ladling out an assortment of varying correspondences. 11
June 7^th A disjointed configuration of flotsamesqe stimuli. 5
June 6^th All Hail. 2
June 5^th One for the weekend from The Rottenmac. 5
June 3^rd Ugly is as ugly does. 14
June 1^st Well I’ll be damned. 8
May 31^st If I was in charge… 4
May 29^th Two for the weekend. 10
May 28^th Another long name for a mediocre publication. 21
May 26^th My mother said there’d be days like this. 19
May 24^th Holy cannoli, what a week. 10
May 22^nd One for the weekend. 3
May 20^th NEWS FLASH! 19
May 19^th A post from a time machine. 16
May 17^th Monday’s plate is full of the good stuff. And gravy. 14
May 15^th One for the weekend from Ben. 7
May 15^th One for the weekend. 0
May 14^th Writer’s block; Nothing a little technological sabotage won’t cure. 18
May 12^th “Kickboxing. Sport of the future.” -Lloyd Dobler 14
May 10^th I’m seriously serious. 17
May 8^th My heart’s soft spot for the weekend. 7
May 7^th Fridays are for the union of beautiful people. 14
May 5^th Nothing ruins a party like some prehistoric gold fish or a thug with tattoos on his face. 8
May 3^rd Books, crooks and sideways looks. 10
May 1^st One for the weekend. 7
April 30^th Friday. Or “Insert interesting title here.” 21
April 28^th The tech gremlins ain’t got nothing on me. 15
April 26^th 4/22/10 2:00 am. 13
April 21^st A contest for a contest and other thoughts. 11
April 19^th 6 of one, 8 minus 3 plus 1 of the other. 10
April 15^th Road trippin’ balls. 21
April 13^th Dopes to infinity. 23
April 12^th I just spent 1000 miles breathing exhaust fumes. 2
April 5^th It’s raining men. 9
April 3^rd One for the weekend. 3
April 2^nd “Jeff Hale is open minded about gender-role assignment.” 12
March 31^st Re·tard 18
March 29^th ‘A steady diet of nothing.’ 11
March 27^th One for the weekend from 685. 5
March 26^th Digital vomit. 12
March 22^nd A fatback log and other random musings. 15
March 19^th Not only is being self righteous difficult.. 22
March 17^th Dirt, ho. 21
March 15^th Is this thing on? 19
March 13^th One for the weekend. 10
March 12^th Just another manic Friday. 19
March 10^th We are (still) family. 15
March 5^th Excitement and dread all at the same time. 14
March 4^th Memory lane is covered in broken glass. 15
March 3^rd Wednesday’s post isn’t really a post at all. 28
March 1^st Beatings that were previously reserved for red headed stepchildren need to be re-directed to the Utah state legislature. 23
February 28^th Rehash for Sunday. 2
February 27^th One for the weekend from Jason. 5
February 26^th Satus incendia pro lusum (Starting fires for sport) 15
February 23^rd What was Monday’s post became Wednesday’s post on Tuesday. 19
February 22^nd Daddy can’t play today. Daddy real tired. 2
February 20^th One for the weekend. Again. 7
February 18^th Alle Huldigen Den Schwarzmarkt 14
February 17^th The S.S. Goodtimes just pulled into port. 15
February 15^th Bang. 16
February 13^th One for the weekend from Duncan. 14
February 12^th And now for something totally different. 15
February 10^th A crystal ball by any other name… 12
February 8^th “This hangover is never going to end” or “I have stripper all over my Budwesier sweater”. 11
February 8^th Like a wise person once said… 4
February 4^th Engine one is full throttle. Engine two is full of cake batter. 13
February 2^nd For all who might have traveled here from the new issue of Dirt Rag. 7
February 2^nd Back on the trolly. 11
February 1^st I got 99 problems but a glitch ain’t one. 5
January 29^th A journey to the whatever side. 18
January 27^th Hump day’s for humping. 14
January 25^th Winter is as winter does. 6
January 23^rd One for the weekend from Dayton. 9
January 22^nd When attempting to make yourself a better person, you gotta start somewhere. 24
January 20^th What do conspiracy theories have to do with today’s post? 10
January 18^th He had a dream. 10
January 17^th One for Sunday, because it’s Sunday. 4
January 16^th One for the weekend from Travis. 2
January 15^th Everybody needs to clean house sometimes. 21
January 13^th I’m the worst employee I’ve ever had. 10
January 11^th If you ate psychedelics in the last twenty minutes, skip the video. 24
January 7^th Bold new adventures of the Commonwealth. 11
January 6^th I’m a liar. 23
January 4^th The day the Earth stood still. 11
January 1^st It’s as good a way to kick 2010 off as any. 3

2009

December 30^th Sometimes the Black Market is not for everyone. 29
December 28^th Santa brought me a gastrointestinal train wreck. 8
December 26^th One for the weekend. I cried like a baby. 32
December 25^th A very Melviny Christmas. 14
December 23^rd Meh-ry Christmas. 7
December 21^st The USPS can blow me. 22
December 20^th One for Sunday from Cary 3
December 19^th One for the weekend from Ghostship Matt. 3
December 14^th Well lookie who doesn’t know his schedule. 12
December 12^th A few for the weekend, and pretty much the entire following week. 9
December 10^th “My spirit animal is a hamburger.” 25
December 9^th There is very little that I love more in life… 13
December 7^th Ahhhh bloody hell. 16
December 5^th One for the weekend from Eric. 2
December 3^rd A falseifie in verballage, followed by an extensive example of Capitalistic scum. 17
December 2^nd A day late and forty dollars short. 21
November 30^th *Insert appropriate title here* 16
November 28^th One for Saturday. 13
November 27^th First things first.. 6
November 25^th Mail bag.. 18
November 23^rd It’s Monday. Time to read some stuff. 20
November 21^st One for the weekend. 8
November 17^th Clowns to the left of me.. 12
November 15^th The world is going to end.* 9
November 14^th A shameless plug for the weekend. 0
November 13^th Friday is my day. 15
November 10^th I have been to the mountain, part two. 18
November 10^th Everything you heard about this year’s SSCXWC was true. 12
November 6^th Buried under electronic postcards. 25
November 3^rd When all is said and done, there won’t be much left to say or do. 18
November 2^nd A’ight.. Keep yer damn pants on. 4
October 29^th Another day, another donut. 18
October 27^th Feet first into oblivion. 15
October 25^th Mondays happen whether you want them to or not. 14
October 24^th One for the weekend. 3
October 22^nd Food for thought. 42
October 20^th You knew what kind of party you were invited to. 22
October 19^th So much stuff is coming up, so we best be getting down. 16
October 17^th An old one for the weekend, but a good one for the weekend. 9
October 15^th I either have food poisoning, the flu, or the black plague. 19
October 12^th The beer hand down is a go. 22
October 12^th Power in numbers. 27
October 11^th One for the whatever.. 8
October 8^th I am a human soft serve machine. 30
October 6^th “GET OUT OF THE WAY! YOU’RE RUINING THE RACE FOR EVERYBODY!” 23
October 4^th The Gran Fondo, was the Gran Nondo, but I’ll write about it anyway. 11
October 3^rd One for the weekend. 1
October 1^st It squirts the lotion on the basket. 17
September 29^th Let’s get down to business. 22
September 27^th The future is now. 17
September 25^th I went to Las Vegas and all I got was this lousy venereal disease. 9
September 21^st Bicycles are very serious business. 12
September 19^th One for the weekend, and happy birthday to me, dammit. 7
September 17^th “The new product is rolling along” or “Every day is a good day for pizza” 15
September 15^th My best post ever. There’s nowhere to go from here but down. 20
September 13^th “Monday, fuzzy Monday”, or “a nearly complete post written by one man”. 11
September 12^th One for a birthday. 13
September 10^th Friday’s post on Thursday afternoon. 15
September 9^th Reality is all twisted up. 25
September 7^th It’s Monday and I’m already thinking about Friday. 26
September 6^th One for Sunday 8
September 5^th One for the weekend from Abe. 18
September 4^th Every day is a party at The Black Market. 11
September 1^st Every day is a good one at the hotdog hill climb. 19
August 30^th I’ve gone through some changes… 14
August 28^th One for the weekend from The Snob. 10
August 27^th The chronicles of eschew. 27
August 26^th I’ve got a back stock of entries, but for now I’m just staying busy being pretty. 35
August 24^th What a long strange trip it’s being. 101

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November 2^nd November 2nd, International Singlespeed Day 2