One for the weekend. I cried like a baby.
Plucked off of The Heavy Pedal.
There is no substitution for love and no replacement for the uncompromised and unfaltering commitment that a fuzzy buddy can provide.
“I believe in deeply ordered chaos.” -Francis Bacon
A very Melviny Christmas.
The Melvin’s might not be your cup of tea, but there is no denying the brilliance of Coady Willis and Dale Crover’s synchronized chaos.
Here’s to egg nog hangovers and not burning down your Christmas tree.
The USPS can blow me.
Here I am on the tail end of a vacation and I return to an assortment of emails saying that AHTBM products that I sent so far have done the opposite of arriving.
Alright.. ‘An assortment’ is an overstatement. I actually only got two, but that’s not cool. Fear not, supporters of the Black Market. I’ll make good.
One for Sunday from Cary
Or as he puts it “Kryptonite for kid haters”.
If he was my kid, I’d slap him until he learned the lyrics.
In my family I’m the only one who’s allowed to be mediocre.
One for the weekend from Ghostship Matt.
And to celebrate not getting crushed beneath the weight of my own gluttony.
Well lookie who doesn’t know his schedule.
So, making the erroneous assumption that I was leaving town for the week on Sunday, I had all but battened down the hatches, when Mrs. Kinevil came in the door and said “Christ man, I’ve told you four times.. We’re leaving on Monday.”
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